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IT LITERALLY MEANS "HEED THE TAGS" "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" IT'S LITERALLY MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ANY FURTHER TAGS OR WARNINGS

YOU'VE JUST SAID "BE WARNED" TO ME AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT ELABORATING

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

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Ilya, as the captain of the gayest NHL team, is asked for comment on this. Of course, this is half way through the season while the Cens are sitting first in their division and second in the league. So Ilya says, “Ah, yes, I can see how he would think that. It seems unfair that being queer is clearly such an advantage for hockey players. We are just much better players, and having so many of us on one team, while very fun and nice for us, does seem to be putting us above everyone else in the standings. Perhaps more teams could play well if they had gay players? The Admirals are okay, but they only have one and we have four, so it is not quite fair.”

There is a rampant debate online over whether Ilya actually understands that the original comments were homophobic or if he genuinely believes that people think gay guys are too good at hockey. People also start speculating about who the fourth gay player is because Luca hasn’t actually come out publicly yet.

Scott Hunter has to put out a statement that he doesn’t believe his homosexuality has had any impact, positive or negative, on his athletic ability even though he believes being out of the closet and in a fulfilling relationship has made it easier to focus on the game.

Troy posts a tweet that just says “got gayer and got better”

Look, I love Shane Hollander, and I’m not saying his life wasn’t hard, but Troy Barrett gets out of his toxic environment, with his toxic team, toxic bestfriend, toxic bf to be constantly reminded of and eventually his toxic dad and into a supportive environment, with good energy and a nice crush, eventually boyfriend. And look at that!! He stops being homophobic (let’s be real, he never actually was, but he stops being it at other players without constant pressure to BE IT/DO IT!!) and try’s to unlearn being an asshole, and is an incredibly nice, supportive boyfriend and a good teammate and people really like him, and he apologises to the guy he especially messed up with (Ryan Price, sweet guy) and takes accountability and doesn’t expect to be forgiven??

And even beforehand, it was picked up by people (everyone say thank you Eric Bennett) that he was (at least mildly) uncomfortable with Dallas Kent and trying his best to be nice and supportive to the only active gay player in the league out yet, Scott Hunter.

Guys. Pack it up. It’s not a competition. But if it was? Between Troy Barrett and Shane Hollander? I’m pretty sure Troy Barrett wins. Considering one’s team, parents, best friend, and boyfriend were all initially supportive of him. Okay, scratch that, his team wasn’t, but they were willing to TOLERATE (ffs Montreal Metros, sybau, okay? Fucking casually homophobic LOSERS) him, which is much, MUCH more than Troy’s team would ever do for him, and well. Yeahhh-…let’s not talk about the rest of that-though at least he has his mom, yay!!

Ahem, anyways: thanks for coming to my TED talk, please stop acting like Shane Hollander is some kind of moral superiority or smth, it’s icky. Love him, but disgusting to see the fans who act like that, bsffr.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

Not only that, but people are so hung up on the idea of recidivism that they don’t recognize that there is a better, more holistic view which is called desistance. Which I recommend looking into because it’s a much more accurate way to show that people who get these rehabilitative services are straying further and further from the criminal side of things.

Derek: *looms and stares at Stiles menacingly*

Stiles: Dude, what??

Derek: I believe. I’ve been. A good. Boy. *stares harder*