Digger (Century Electronics - arcade - 1982)

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

I would like a large sword, for mental health reasons

we're inventing the world's first andgasm. you don't have to choose

game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?