“Vampire hypnosis doesn't work on me anymore. [...] They used to use it on the stupidest things, too.”

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS [3x01]

bonus:

- I come to you with a personal message from the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council.

- Oh, shit.

So... has there been any updates on my fate?

This Vampiric Counsel holds the world's oldest and largest collection of pоrnography.

“What I’ve been doing is I’ve been sneaking out when they go slumber.”

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS [3x01]

bonus:

“Meg works at Massive Fitness, a 24 hour gymnasium I used to attend.”

Time for your official council vestments, eh?

ᴀ ᴡɪʟᴅ ɢɪᴢᴍᴏ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀs!