Professional Woman

Men who are as mid as the day is long are celebrating Megan Thee Stallion being cheated on because they're still mad that a gremlin with alopecia is in jail for shooting at her.

I need to rewatch The Love Witch to remember who the fuck I and lock the fuck in

menstrual cycle so bad it's making me want my ex-girlfriend who cheated on me with her abusive ex-girlfriend lol

I think I'm just going through it because I'm on my period. I'll be back to my normal self in a couple of days and when I can go swim and look hot in my bikini lol

Goddess, men are so boring to talk to. It's like if you're not offering crazy, mind-blowing sex and some free food, they could give a rip about you.

I don't think I've was ever attracted to many of the people I dated in my 20s. I think I was only interested in them because they were vaguely interested in me and I never experienced that growing up (being black in a predominantly white area). Of course most of them weren't genuinely interested in me, they either wanted attention, money or sex - or all of those combined.

please ignore my wailing. I'm on my period, so I just assume everyone thinks I'm ugly and crazy and want to take advantage of me.