The Ball Is Rolling Up

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing

If you want to blog about phm you should be required to make at least 5 Rocky posts a day. You can’t be a phm blogger and just post about Grace. Drop and give me 15 things you love about Rocky and they MUST be genuine. I can tell.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

For context: Tiger sharks fetuses kill each other in the womb for sport

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

Chill it’s a pole

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

not me it's get a bag thursday 💯🔥😤

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

@ominous-signs do you see what I’m seeing?

Uhuhmyeaht the sign I saw, sawthat first. The large sign which isvery ominous.And the focus of this postyeayup