dinosaur spaceship

🌴 blue skies 🌴 . #nofilter #justsunlight #andtwodamnstreetlights #lunchtimemunchtime (at Sheldon's Service Station)

🐶 i saw an adorable doggo that i wanted to pet but it was a service doggo doing its important service work and so i couldn't 😞 so here is a picture of me longingly gazing from a respectful distance instead 😥 good work doggo 🏅 i don't know you but i love you anyway ❤️ . #dammiteyebrows #whyareyousowimpy #andwtfareyoudoinghair #honestly #getyourshittogether #getitalltogether #putitinabackpack #lol #okayimsorryimdone

i'm even MORE excited to share the NEXT latest addition to my #etsy shop. 🖤 . "when you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" - a digital cross stitch pattern featuring one of my favorite quotes from the recent third season of "rick and morty". the border even has the message written in morse code! 😎 . available here: http://etsy.me/2ju5ypW . #crossstitch #xstitch #pattern #rickandmorty #morsecode

super excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop, y'all! ❤️ . "guns aren't fun" - a digital cross stitch pattern from "rick and morty", as seen in mr. poopybutthole's living room! 🔫 . available here: http://etsy.me/2hCK1uH . #xstitch #crossstitch #pattern #rickandmorty #mrpoopybutthole

#smoldog and i are so ready for the day ❤️ working on xstitch patterns and nanowrimo 🖤 might do some video editing later too . bonus shot: bc i realized that when i get ready in the morning, i look like i'm heading to a daytime rave. just need some plastic jewelry and a ring pop, lol. 😆💖 . #theheadlesspinup #pinup #vintagestyle #ootd #whyismydoggivingmesideeye #hessosassy #gettingreadyinfuzzyslippers

🖤 my baby brother 🖤

😳 the puppers are snuggling 😍 . #dogs #doggos #bigdoge #smoldog #pitbull #pittie #amstaff #bugg #bostonterrier #pug #dogstagram

i just shot a ridiculous video in which i baked my mom's chocolate cake recipe (at 1/8 scale) in my #easybakeoven 😏😆 . #easybaked #itwasactuallysupertasty #justgottaedit #tinychocolatecake #mynewfavoritething #nextup #tinypumpkinpie

💖 new fuzzy monster slippers 💕 . #ripdinosaurslippers #clawslippersarebest #nootherslipperscompare #getawayfrommewithyourlameslippers #thankyougrandma ☺️

just a subtle polka-dot short-sleeved #sweatergirl this bright beautiful summer day in socal . oh, it's autumn? huh. . #subtlepolkadots #mynewthing #butreally #ineedasolidcoloredbradammit #ortopswiththickerfabrics #lol #imsocheap

gratuitous shot of the back of my $4 playsuit (so you can see my excellent #calvinandhobbes #tattoo of course) . #backphotosarehard #gottawearalonglinebrainthisbitch #ifitoldyoumybuttlookscute #butihadtocropitout #wouldyoubelieveme #becauseyoushould

picking up #hubbers from the airport today (on his way home from portland) ☺️ . so i figured i'd cute myself up in this sweet little playsuit he (doesn't know he) bought me recently 😏 . it's okay 😎 it was less than $4 (yeah you read that right) . #cheapasspinupftw #thebackisthebestpart #showsoffmytattoo #alsoithaspockets #smoldogischillin

🤔 what you doin', hair? 🤔 . #dontlookatme #allididwascombit #ithinkitwasstartled #ittriedtorun #didntgetveryfar

i am about to shovel every single beautiful bite of this into my mouth 🤤 . #oohhhimgonnaeatit #chibajapaneserestaurant #extramasagoplease #myfoodisprettierthanme #nomnomnom (at Chiba Japanese)

i feel like muhfuckin #rickgrimes whenever i wear this jacket and #utilitybelt w jeans . 😏 i toootally get the hardass attitude now 😎 . #itgetsworsewithboots #ineedagrouptoprotect #gimmeahatchet #andwatchmego #thewalkingdead

working on some new #xstitch #patterns for the upcoming holiday season 😏 . #rickandmorty #mrpoopybutthole #thatpunctuationiskillingme #thethingsidoforaccuracy #gunsarefun #topattern #crossstitch

i was cuddling w #bigdoge this morning when #smoldog got jealous so he inserted himself between us before curling up and going back to sleep . #notevenmadaboutit #puppypile #cuties #doggos #sleepingin #morningsnuggles (at City of La Mesa, CA)