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Boop

~Goobert 2

ok i'll bite WHAT is with this boop update on leafblr like. hello. what's happening. also hi goobs what's up man

#nnk irl #nnk rp #goobert ii

A friend where I am hit me with stick what's not clicking

~Goobert 2

i have a lot of unposted asks from u goobster sorry lol. i hope ur healing after ur stick based injury. and "where i am" would be where exactly

#nnk irl #nnk rp #goobert ii

The sagely what

~Goobert 2

Ugh dw abt it man it's like. weirdo history stuff. it's kind of a boring course but it's a prereq, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#nnk irl #goobert ii #nnkrp

How long do you have to go on sewer stick adventures? You're not dead yet right?

~Goobert 2

i’m all done now! (hopefully) twas just until exams bc the city Desperately needs more educated workers 💀 so they’re letting me go back & study. i’m not dead yet!

#nnk irl #nnkrp #goobert ii #though w the amount of catching up i have to do on the sagely stone age i sure fucking Wish i were lol

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familiarology

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

dingdongdoorman

Oh yeah i got sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick 👍 i don’t recommend it. apparently goobert is in DDD ??? or has been recently. they said to me that they were drinking hot chocolate in the sewers which is. fascinating

familiarology

why were you sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick. also there are definitely taxes in ding dong dell

dingdongdoorman

didn't pay my taxes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Friend hit me with stick :(

~Goobert 2

goobert what thej fuck is going on

#nnk rp #nnk irl #goobert ii

Ugly ass guy

~Goobert 2

yo????

#nnk irl #nnkrp #goobert ii

Hey! Don't be rude to Mister One Dollar! That's mean!

~Goobert 2

i don't know what to do with you anymore

#nnk irl #nnkrp #goobert ii

familiarology

You fish

~Goobert 2

why am i a fish.

#i think we’re all fish now

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familiarology

Hey since I unfamiliared your ology is your degree just an ology degree now

~Goobert 2

fuck dude i guess so

#damn

familiarology

So if I ALSO unology-d your ology would that essentially be forcefully shutting you up? I wouldn't, but I'm curious

~Goobert 2

by law you could not do that i think emperor marcassin enacted like a lot of freedom of speech laws after repealing all the non freedom of speech laws

familiarology

You get caught for evading your taxes yet?

~Goobert 2

no because i never evaded my taxes

i've been busy with coursework sorry for not posting. i do need to come back here

#L skill issue

familiarology

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

dingdongdoorman

Oh yeah i got sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick 👍 i don’t recommend it. apparently goobert is in DDD ??? or has been recently. they said to me that they were drinking hot chocolate in the sewers which is. fascinating

Are ya winnin' Stickguy?

~Goobert 2

YES!! outta jail & outta the sewers B) and i got a plushie

#nnk rp #nnk irl #goobert ii

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dingdongdoorman

Bet that's what they all say smh

~Goobert 2

DUDE i swear!!!! Guys goobert is bullying me in my inbox. @de-le-mar-de-le-mar Boss help me out here I am getting bullied by a sewer-based hot chocolate drinker

de-le-mar-de-le-mar

Goobert love, could you be a bit nicer? It’s not nice dear

Or maybe that's the guy on the fronts name? It's either that or his name is One Dollar I guess

~Goobert 2

That’d be a weird name but tbf it looks like Some People have some Odd Names here

#nnk irl #nnkrp #like whadda haell is #goobert ii #i love you but wha t is going on

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