bumblebees have tiny feet

Gryffindor  -*finishes a story* “omg that reminds me of that time..” -“am i genuinely excited or just humble bragging, probably both? you’ll never know?” -*tries to fix hair way too often* -“literally everyone is my fam” -“yeah let’s hang out!! but only for like 5min because i have other plans”

Ravenclaw -“i don’t brag often but fuck yes i know i’m one of a kind” -“yes i’m aware i look like shit but i’ve weighted the smell:no shower ratio and i can last until tomorrow at 3:48am” -“omg get these humans away from me RIGHT NOW” -“i did see that meme. i’ve seen all memes. just give up with your dignity” -“okay you’re right but my reasons are better”

Hufflepuff -“fine yes cut me to get on the fucking bus it’s not fucking going anyWHERE” -“living cute and drama free” -“breathe and maybe the bad thing will go away” *it doesnt* “well fUCK” -*small incident* “literally did not sign up for this”  -“god i’m so full” *sees friend with food* “are you gonna finish that?”

“What’s a shrimp like you doing in our part of the ocean?”