Crushed It ᕕ( ‘ ͜ >’ )ᕗ

"If I was orpheus I wouldn't turn around " then you're not orpheus. NEXT

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed