moon butt. i'm not having fun

It's so deeply unfair that we don't have a podcast episode next week. Phil was literally clawless on a red carpet and he doesn't get to celebrate that with us. There's no justice in this world.

I want a whole video that's just phil slowly and painstakingly setting up a pool or hot tub until he deems it safe to use, with dan in the background the whole time telling him it's fine but still obediently waiting until phil gives him the okay

When you think about it dan and phil's little silly hand tradition on the pod is just another version of them texting each other random words/sounds to evoke a particular vibe. Like what is phil reaching out for a fist bump and dan sliding his fingers down phil's knuckles other than "goon" / "slam" or "good morn" / "amorngus"