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once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

if everyone on tumblr gave me a dollar i would have quite a few dollar

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Obviously wildly unprofessional to start laughing on a call with any customer and especially when the customer is clearly vulnerable but today someone on the phone asked me if this was 'the only accent I had' and I'm going to be thinking about that all week

that IS a fun fact!

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

If you don't gamble, don't fucking start. Do not download these apps. No, not even once. Treat them like fucking meth. They are a drug and the luckiest survivors are the ones who never start.