Sofa King

Apple has announced a new emoji of a little gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a big gay guy and an emoji of a big gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a little gay guy

Who was everyone's like first fictional/cartoon crush??

guys its july 20th, the day humans first ever made it to the moon. its moon day. everyone wake up its moon day. the first time humankind set foot on a celestial being that wasn't earth was 55 years ago today. probably culturally significant i think. happy moon day everyone

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

mutuals, if we’re both single at 55, how about we agree to move into a 55+ condominium complex together

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

I looove having 0 children and sleeping alone in my quiet clean cool apartment and going to concerts and festivals and shopping for new cute clothes and watching TV

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

zutara is part of what i call the Trifecta of Bullshit, consisting of three very popular heterosexual ships that have no basis in canon and involve a morally gray male character that's heavily desired by the general fanbase and a female character that is easy to project onto and in fanfiction, is unlike their canon self, because it's the idealized fantasy version of the reader. the ships are dramione, reylo, and zutara.

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

“This diva” is Olurinatti on Youtube in case anyone is interested. She talks about virtue mirroring at length in her video “How “This Didn’t Age Well” Destroyed Media Literacy.”