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Silliest parallel canon :33

@diaphanous-singularity

canon divergence au oc || she/they || homestuck || matching with my matesprit!!!

56 posts

diaphanous-singularity

Apr 21, 2024

:33 Haiii!!!

This is 363, but you can also call me neopet!!!

The wifi reception in the spire finally got better, so I can use this now!!! not completely sure how it works yet, lol.

Should I talk about myself? I'm a parallel canon build, but I guess I didn't turn out right, because I'm never allowed to fight :< I'm usually only allowed in the back room of our floor, so I don't really know much of what's going on... But I think something big happened, because there's suddenly way less of us.

aaa i dunno what else to say!!! just ask me questions, I can't wait to hear what it's like outside!!!!!! ^w^

#canon divergence #canon divergence au #parallel canon #parallel canon oc #side order #splatoon #splatoon oc #homestuck #:3 #ask blog #asks open

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diaphanous-singularity

Sep 15, 2024

I'm so scared, I really messed everything up,,,

Maybe 404 is right, I should have just stayed in the closet... T^T

#canon divergence au #parallel canon oc #splatoon oc #side order #ask blog #splatoon #oc ask blog #parallel canon

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 13, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

canon-divergence

You..

You little shit.

YOU ACTUAL SON OF A-

404,,!! dont!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SNOWFLAKE.

[push-aside(143).mov]

o-ow!!!

[ 404 ran over towards 363 (and by association 477) with some... very obvious intentions to harm. Finally putting those trinkets that I vaguely mentioned that one time to "good" use. ]

diaphanous-singularity

Hey, wait...!

*363 worriedly looked at 143, before turning to 404. Despite the limits of the parallel-canon mask, she's clearly frowning.*

What's your problem??? Why can't you just be nice to people???

*They take a step back, brandishing their makeshift claws.*

Stay away!!! I don't want to fight!!!

canon-divergence

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE ALL THE SAME!!

[ 404 gripped one of the trinkets tightly, as if preparing to throw it as she continued to come closer. ]

[ 477 quickly jumped in front of 363 with a protective stance. No one will hurt her matesprit. And if she could've killed 404 once, by cod, she'll do it again. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*363 closed their eyes and hissed.*

FINE!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GLAD I'M NOT LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!

*They jumped onto 477's shoulders, using her as leverage to launch themselves at 404 with a yell.*

canon-divergence

[ 404 observed 363 as she pounced into the air. Surely her next move won't be... that predictable, right? ]

DO YOUR WORST!

diaphanous-singularity

*363, having spent a grand total of approximately one hour outside before being shoved in a closet, shockingly lacked any combat experience. In fact, her only thing that could be qualified as experience was watching homestuck flashes. So, unsurprisingly, their attack was fairly simple: jump and try to hit something.*

canon-divergence

[ ...Okay, it's definitely that predictable. 404 waited for the impact. She had something of a plan in mind involving the ensuing injuries, after all. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*With a yell, 363 scratched their claws across 404's face as they tackled her.*

canon-divergence

[ 404... giggled as this happened. Even as the screeches of claws on metal infested the hole, she giggled happily. ...Oh god, she's planning to frame her for smth isnt she- ]

whats so funny?!

Ahahahaha~! Oh, nothing!!

diaphanous-singularity

*Was she doing something wrong??? Was her fighting so bad that it was funny??? Were they going to get a bad grade in beating 404 up, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve??????*

WHY are you laughing???

*Meow grabbed 404 by the shoulders, shaking her - and also accidentally shredding her hair. unfortunate claw placement.*

stop!!!

canon-divergence

AHAHAHAHAAAA~!

YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF IN A VERY DAMNING SITUATION, HAVEN'T YOU?!

JUST WAIT TILL I TELL 453 ABOUT THIS!!

404?! what the fUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

diaphanous-singularity

What are you talking about?????? You started it!!!

canon-divergence

:)

dont you fucking dare-

@ya-boi-453 !! Help me!

404,,,!! stop!!!

hey guys!-

[pause...]

who...

[processing this shit, bro has NOT been okay, definitely gonna kill, someone hold this mf back!!! /j]

canon-divergence

[ 404 put on her best tearful face thingy. ]

I-it was-

404 was trying to frame my lovely matesprit for harming her without any reason. she literally kept her in a closet and scolded her for coming back and actually standing up.

[ LETS GO OMNISEXUAL LETS GO ]

[453 starts to breath rapidly, confused, trying to understand what is happing to no avail, he isnt okay...]

i- im-

[he steps back... scared...]

canon-divergence

,,,453?? you okay,,,?

l-l-

LEAVE ME ALONE-

[he runs away... no idea where... just that hes gone...]

diaphanous-singularity

What??? Hey, no, I didn't-

*Meow stepped back from 404 and watched 453 run away. What the heck??? If had all happened so fast-*

Where are you going???

#(sorry i was sleep 😔)

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 12, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

canon-divergence

You..

You little shit.

YOU ACTUAL SON OF A-

404,,!! dont!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SNOWFLAKE.

[push-aside(143).mov]

o-ow!!!

[ 404 ran over towards 363 (and by association 477) with some... very obvious intentions to harm. Finally putting those trinkets that I vaguely mentioned that one time to "good" use. ]

diaphanous-singularity

Hey, wait...!

*363 worriedly looked at 143, before turning to 404. Despite the limits of the parallel-canon mask, she's clearly frowning.*

What's your problem??? Why can't you just be nice to people???

*They take a step back, brandishing their makeshift claws.*

Stay away!!! I don't want to fight!!!

canon-divergence

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE ALL THE SAME!!

[ 404 gripped one of the trinkets tightly, as if preparing to throw it as she continued to come closer. ]

[ 477 quickly jumped in front of 363 with a protective stance. No one will hurt her matesprit. And if she could've killed 404 once, by cod, she'll do it again. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*363 closed their eyes and hissed.*

FINE!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GLAD I'M NOT LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!

*They jumped onto 477's shoulders, using her as leverage to launch themselves at 404 with a yell.*

canon-divergence

[ 404 observed 363 as she pounced into the air. Surely her next move won't be... that predictable, right? ]

DO YOUR WORST!

diaphanous-singularity

*363, having spent a grand total of approximately one hour outside before being shoved in a closet, shockingly lacked any combat experience. In fact, her only thing that could be qualified as experience was watching homestuck flashes. So, unsurprisingly, their attack was fairly simple: jump and try to hit something.*

canon-divergence

[ ...Okay, it's definitely that predictable. 404 waited for the impact. She had something of a plan in mind involving the ensuing injuries, after all. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*With a yell, 363 scratched their claws across 404's face as they tackled her.*

canon-divergence

[ 404... giggled as this happened. Even as the screeches of claws on metal infested the hole, she giggled happily. ...Oh god, she's planning to frame her for smth isnt she- ]

whats so funny?!

Ahahahaha~! Oh, nothing!!

diaphanous-singularity

*Was she doing something wrong??? Was her fighting so bad that it was funny??? Were they going to get a bad grade in beating 404 up, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve??????*

WHY are you laughing???

*Meow grabbed 404 by the shoulders, shaking her - and also accidentally shredding her hair. unfortunate claw placement.*

stop!!!

canon-divergence

AHAHAHAHAAAA~!

YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF IN A VERY DAMNING SITUATION, HAVEN'T YOU?!

JUST WAIT TILL I TELL 453 ABOUT THIS!!

404?! what the fUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

diaphanous-singularity

What are you talking about?????? You started it!!!

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 11, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

canon-divergence

You..

You little shit.

YOU ACTUAL SON OF A-

404,,!! dont!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SNOWFLAKE.

[push-aside(143).mov]

o-ow!!!

[ 404 ran over towards 363 (and by association 477) with some... very obvious intentions to harm. Finally putting those trinkets that I vaguely mentioned that one time to "good" use. ]

diaphanous-singularity

Hey, wait...!

*363 worriedly looked at 143, before turning to 404. Despite the limits of the parallel-canon mask, she's clearly frowning.*

What's your problem??? Why can't you just be nice to people???

*They take a step back, brandishing their makeshift claws.*

Stay away!!! I don't want to fight!!!

canon-divergence

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE ALL THE SAME!!

[ 404 gripped one of the trinkets tightly, as if preparing to throw it as she continued to come closer. ]

[ 477 quickly jumped in front of 363 with a protective stance. No one will hurt her matesprit. And if she could've killed 404 once, by cod, she'll do it again. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*363 closed their eyes and hissed.*

FINE!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GLAD I'M NOT LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!

*They jumped onto 477's shoulders, using her as leverage to launch themselves at 404 with a yell.*

canon-divergence

[ 404 observed 363 as she pounced into the air. Surely her next move won't be... that predictable, right? ]

DO YOUR WORST!

diaphanous-singularity

*363, having spent a grand total of approximately one hour outside before being shoved in a closet, shockingly lacked any combat experience. In fact, her only thing that could be qualified as experience was watching homestuck flashes. So, unsurprisingly, their attack was fairly simple: jump and try to hit something.*

canon-divergence

[ ...Okay, it's definitely that predictable. 404 waited for the impact. She had something of a plan in mind involving the ensuing injuries, after all. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*With a yell, 363 scratched their claws across 404's face as they tackled her.*

canon-divergence

[ 404... giggled as this happened. Even as the screeches of claws on metal infested the hole, she giggled happily. ...Oh god, she's planning to frame her for smth isnt she- ]

whats so funny?!

Ahahahaha~! Oh, nothing!!

diaphanous-singularity

*Was she doing something wrong??? Was her fighting so bad that it was funny??? Were they going to get a bad grade in beating 404 up, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve??????*

WHY are you laughing???

*Meow grabbed 404 by the shoulders, shaking her - and also accidentally shredding her hair. unfortunate claw placement.*

stop!!!

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diaphanous-singularity

Sep 10, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

canon-divergence

You..

You little shit.

YOU ACTUAL SON OF A-

404,,!! dont!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SNOWFLAKE.

[push-aside(143).mov]

o-ow!!!

[ 404 ran over towards 363 (and by association 477) with some... very obvious intentions to harm. Finally putting those trinkets that I vaguely mentioned that one time to "good" use. ]

diaphanous-singularity

Hey, wait...!

*363 worriedly looked at 143, before turning to 404. Despite the limits of the parallel-canon mask, she's clearly frowning.*

What's your problem??? Why can't you just be nice to people???

*They take a step back, brandishing their makeshift claws.*

Stay away!!! I don't want to fight!!!

canon-divergence

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE ALL THE SAME!!

[ 404 gripped one of the trinkets tightly, as if preparing to throw it as she continued to come closer. ]

[ 477 quickly jumped in front of 363 with a protective stance. No one will hurt her matesprit. And if she could've killed 404 once, by cod, she'll do it again. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*363 closed their eyes and hissed.*

FINE!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GLAD I'M NOT LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!

*They jumped onto 477's shoulders, using her as leverage to launch themselves at 404 with a yell.*

canon-divergence

[ 404 observed 363 as she pounced into the air. Surely her next move won't be... that predictable, right? ]

DO YOUR WORST!

diaphanous-singularity

*363, having spent a grand total of approximately one hour outside before being shoved in a closet, shockingly lacked any combat experience. In fact, her only thing that could be qualified as experience was watching homestuck flashes. So, unsurprisingly, their attack was fairly simple: jump and try to hit something.*

canon-divergence

[ ...Okay, it's definitely that predictable. 404 waited for the impact. She had something of a plan in mind involving the ensuing injuries, after all. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*With a yell, 363 scratched their claws across 404's face as they tackled her.*

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 9, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

canon-divergence

You..

You little shit.

YOU ACTUAL SON OF A-

404,,!! dont!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SNOWFLAKE.

[push-aside(143).mov]

o-ow!!!

[ 404 ran over towards 363 (and by association 477) with some... very obvious intentions to harm. Finally putting those trinkets that I vaguely mentioned that one time to "good" use. ]

diaphanous-singularity

Hey, wait...!

*363 worriedly looked at 143, before turning to 404. Despite the limits of the parallel-canon mask, she's clearly frowning.*

What's your problem??? Why can't you just be nice to people???

*They take a step back, brandishing their makeshift claws.*

Stay away!!! I don't want to fight!!!

canon-divergence

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE ALL THE SAME!!

[ 404 gripped one of the trinkets tightly, as if preparing to throw it as she continued to come closer. ]

[ 477 quickly jumped in front of 363 with a protective stance. No one will hurt her matesprit. And if she could've killed 404 once, by cod, she'll do it again. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*363 closed their eyes and hissed.*

FINE!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GLAD I'M NOT LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!

*They jumped onto 477's shoulders, using her as leverage to launch themselves at 404 with a yell.*

canon-divergence

[ 404 observed 363 as she pounced into the air. Surely her next move won't be... that predictable, right? ]

DO YOUR WORST!

diaphanous-singularity

*363, having spent a grand total of approximately one hour outside before being shoved in a closet, shockingly lacked any combat experience. In fact, her only thing that could be qualified as experience was watching homestuck flashes. So, unsurprisingly, their attack was fairly simple: jump and try to hit something.*

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 8, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

canon-divergence

You..

You little shit.

YOU ACTUAL SON OF A-

404,,!! dont!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SNOWFLAKE.

[push-aside(143).mov]

o-ow!!!

[ 404 ran over towards 363 (and by association 477) with some... very obvious intentions to harm. Finally putting those trinkets that I vaguely mentioned that one time to "good" use. ]

diaphanous-singularity

Hey, wait...!

*363 worriedly looked at 143, before turning to 404. Despite the limits of the parallel-canon mask, she's clearly frowning.*

What's your problem??? Why can't you just be nice to people???

*They take a step back, brandishing their makeshift claws.*

Stay away!!! I don't want to fight!!!

canon-divergence

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE ALL THE SAME!!

[ 404 gripped one of the trinkets tightly, as if preparing to throw it as she continued to come closer. ]

[ 477 quickly jumped in front of 363 with a protective stance. No one will hurt her matesprit. And if she could've killed 404 once, by cod, she'll do it again. ]

diaphanous-singularity

*363 closed their eyes and hissed.*

FINE!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GLAD I'M NOT LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!

*They jumped onto 477's shoulders, using her as leverage to launch themselves at 404 with a yell.*

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 8, 2024

haiiiii!!! i dont think we've met but ur furriends with 477 right???

-@diaphanous-singularity

oh yeah! I'm 453!

you've must of missed a lot...

diaphanous-singularity

really??? like what??? :0

i dont wanna explain... maybe the others can!

404 wouldnt mind explaining some stuff to you! :]

diaphanous-singularity

eh? 404??? she‘s there too??????

yeah! shes my girlfriend! shes the cutes person everr!!!!

diaphanous-singularity

Ah!!!…

Welllll…

have you met my matesprit??? her name is 477 and she‘s the BEST!!!

ohh... her... we're...

not the best of friends.... but that doesnt matter!! why dont we go and meet the others!

diaphanous-singularity

okiii!!! I'm so excited!!! ( ^ω^ )

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 8, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

canon-divergence

You..

You little shit.

YOU ACTUAL SON OF A-

404,,!! dont!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SNOWFLAKE.

[push-aside(143).mov]

o-ow!!!

[ 404 ran over towards 363 (and by association 477) with some... very obvious intentions to harm. Finally putting those trinkets that I vaguely mentioned that one time to "good" use. ]

diaphanous-singularity

Hey, wait...!

*363 worriedly looked at 143, before turning to 404. Despite the limits of the parallel-canon mask, she's clearly frowning.*

What's your problem??? Why can't you just be nice to people???

*They take a step back, brandishing their makeshift claws.*

Stay away!!! I don't want to fight!!!

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diaphanous-singularity

Sep 7, 2024

haiiiii!!! i dont think we've met but ur furriends with 477 right???

-@diaphanous-singularity

oh yeah! I'm 453!

you've must of missed a lot...

diaphanous-singularity

really??? like what??? :0

i dont wanna explain... maybe the others can!

404 wouldnt mind explaining some stuff to you! :]

diaphanous-singularity

eh? 404??? she‘s there too??????

yeah! shes my girlfriend! shes the cutes person everr!!!!

diaphanous-singularity

Ah!!!…

Welllll…

have you met my matesprit??? her name is 477 and she‘s the BEST!!!

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 7, 2024

haiiiii!!! i dont think we've met but ur furriends with 477 right???

-@diaphanous-singularity

oh yeah! I'm 453!

you've must of missed a lot...

diaphanous-singularity

really??? like what??? :0

i dont wanna explain... maybe the others can!

404 wouldnt mind explaining some stuff to you! :]

diaphanous-singularity

eh? 404??? she‘s there too??????

#me when i ignore continuity #:3

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 7, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

canon-divergence

. . .

[ 404 was silent for a bit. ]

Care to explain WHY you left the closet?!

[ 257 and 143 looked at them both with a mix of shock and confusion plastered on their faces. ]

,,w-wha,,?!

What closet!?

[ 477 gave her a death stare. you go girlboss ]

diaphanous-singularity

Well, I mean… I was lonely, and 477 said that something had happened, so…

*She fidgets with her coat a bit, looking at the ground.*

I just- really didn‘t like it!!! I think- it was mean of you to put me in there, and it wasn‘t fair that I had to stay while everyone else got to see what it‘s like outside!!!

*Oh shit, they‘re actually speaking up to 404??? This can‘t end well…*

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 7, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

canon-divergence

Who even are you-

,,,are you the one 477 was talking to this whole tim-

Hello. 363.

[ 404 forced a friendly tone. ]

[ As she was let go from the hug, 477 stared at 404. Silently telling her to not pull anything. ...404 was probably gonna pull something anyway, though. ]

diaphanous-singularity

I‘m 363,,, I‘ve been talking to 477 for a while, yeah…

*Meow takes another few steps back. All the questions at once are getting overwhelming, she‘s not used to talking to this many people at once – or any people at all, really – and then there was… 404.*

Hi… 404.

diaphanous-singularity

Sep 7, 2024

diaphanous-singularity

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

canon-divergence

[ the group look towards the direction the voice came from. ]

,,,hm??

W h a t.

Oh.

Oh no.

363?? is that you??

diaphanous-singularity

Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!

*They tacklehug 477.*

477!!! Is that you??? Hiii!!…

*Then, she notices someone else. She lets go of 477, stepping back a bit and looking at the floor.*

Hi…

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diaphanous-singularity

Sep 7, 2024

*363 walks through the lobby, looking around in awe. it‘s so bright… brighter than anything meow has seen before.*

I can‘t wait to see everyone… especially 477!!! I just gotta figure out what a theory hole is supposed to be…

*She stops for a moment, thinking.*

I hope she still likes me when she meets me in purr-son…

*finally, they see the theory hole – well, they‘re not sure, but it‘s a hole, so it‘s probably right. She excitedly runs up to it.*

Hello!!! Hi!!!

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diaphanous-singularity

Sep 7, 2024

haiiiii!!! i dont think we've met but ur furriends with 477 right???

-@diaphanous-singularity

oh yeah! I'm 453!

you've must of missed a lot...

diaphanous-singularity

really??? like what??? :0

#canon divergence au

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