diamxndinthedirt shitposts

I just burst out into hysterical laughter and sprayed coffee all over my laptop cause I was writing a very sad, very emotional scene and then...Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" started to play and I just--- god dammit, I CAN'T WRITE ANGST UNDER THESE CONDITIONS !!!

I wonder if Elmer would have any random fears pop up after he gets a heart? Something he never really cared about before suddenly starts to make him very uncomfortable and he's like 'wtf' but then he later realises it's a phobia

when you re-watch character content to double check some facts for rp but then you completely forget to actually check those facts and just end up engrossed in the content again ldkfglggfgfd

why the fuck is elmer’s outfit on a lingerie site

{Why is it so fucking funny to me that Elmer basically works in the US equivalent of like...Poundland. I JUST CAN’T PICTURE WALKING INTO MY LOCAL POUNDLAND AND SEEING ELMER STANDING BEHIND THE COUNTER.}