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Greg: Let me ask Mycroft.

Moriarty: That’s not how this works-

Molly: Oh my God

Greg: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am

Molly: Please no.

Mary: They call me coffee cause I'll give you energy.

Molly: WHY

Mycroft : They call me coffee-

Molly: Not you too!

Mycroft : Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Greg: No, he's good at that, too.

John: What?

Greg: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sherlock: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

[whispers] he literally pasted john Watson’s head onto the vitruvian man. the Ideal Man. he took a physical picture of John and sat down with his scissors and cut delicately around his head and his ears, and he was so careful with john he got it on the first try. so all the extras he had printed out “in case he messed up” he’s decided to keep in his bedside table drawer.

sherlock: why didn’t you?

Sherlock: Hmmm?

John: I though I kept them in this drawer, Rosie wanted to see the uniform for a school project.

Sherlock: So they're definitely not where you left them?

John: Yeah, I haven't touched them in ages.

Sherlock: Well...

John: It's weird, because I can't think who would have moved them.

Sherlock: Yeah, who would want to endlessly stare at you looking like a soldier I wonder.....

Sherlock: No-one comes to mind. I wouldn't know why anyone would do that, certainly not, this is a baffling one John.