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☠︎︎ Yo Yo!! Welcome to Derek Goffard’s Blog! This is a RP acc I wanted to start for shits n giggles. Not tagging my main but if ur smart, you’ll figure it out ;) This is the only post I’ll make ooc lmaooo

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- Some shit to know 🗣️ -

☠︎︎ This is to basically project all my headcanons onto Derek…which means he’s American 🥀

☠︎︎ He’s gonna be a douche. Like a MAJOR asshole so don’t be surprised if he calls you a cunt or something along the lines of that when replying. He is NOT the kind of person to feed into fluff. Also is definitely gonna say some controversial stuff.

☠︎︎ Feel free to say and do whatever, DMs are open as well.

☠︎︎ Keeping this short n sweet but basically have fun, interact with him however you want!! :3

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‼️This account is NOT for minors, only being for those 18+. So if you’re underage, it means hit the road and DNI, you will be blocked if I find out you’re a minor ‼️

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We saw you eatin' candies

I don’t eat sweets. Too many unnecessary calories.

#tpof rp

Hi I’m Lawrence

Who?

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You are such a crybaby

@/0wlgirl

Kys no I’m not. How would you even know that. You’re a rando on the internet.

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How are the daddy issues pookie?

-V

Pookie?? What are you, 12??

Piss off.

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hows ur sunburn pookie (｡◕‿◕｡)

It’s peeling and it hurts.

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Derek Gofart

Go fuck yourself.

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God the sunburn on my neck hurts so bad, it’s literally fucking peeling. How do I deal with this??

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DEREK I love you, you ugly (saying this so as not to boost your ego when you give me a humiliating rejection) and another thing, bro you are the second weakest in the desert besides the komodo 🫩👎

Kys

How do you even know about the desert?? I don’t go to the desert? Furthermore, I don’t know who you’re talking about. Yk it’s always the anonymous accounts that have the most to say. Don’t be a pussy and say it straight up.

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can we see the whole vid with ur “pet” :)

Lolll no? You asshats were barely fortunate enough to get a screenshot. There’s places on the internet for shit like that if you want to see it so bad.

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Matt told me he loved playing with his pet, what do you think about that?

I don’t give a shit about what Matt is up to or how he feels about anything. I didn’t even know he had a pet?? Jesus Christ that asshole never lets me have anything to myself. Anything I do, he HAS to do as well. He wishes he was me.

#tpof derek #tpof rp

The pet thing is so true. You let them run around once and they think you’ve grown soft.

- 🔨

My dog is trained very well. By the way it sounds, I don’t think you do a very good job at keeping yours under control. If it thinks you’ve gone soft, you’re doing something wrong.

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I can be a better pet for you then whoever that nobody is <3

Lmao, you wish.

I don’t need another dog running around the house. It’d be too much work. This one suffices.

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whats up with your new post 🧍

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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Pets are so needy. Wouldn’t recommend getting one.

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dgoffard

Y'know what. I like seeing you pissed off. It's funny. (Also I rather bite ur dick off <3)

If you’re gonna bite it off, (not saying you’d even be lucky enough to have it in your mouth in the first place) choke on it and DIE in the process.

zeroc00l00

hey, ian, man--don't fuck around with this one. his being pissed off leads to some nasty shit.

dgoffard

Wtf are you talking about. You don’t know me.

#tpof rp

LMAO wouldn't you die too? I don't think you can survive w/o a dick (bc as far as I can tell, that's like. 99% of your personality babe)

At least if I die you’re dying with me and it’ll be one less annoying cunt on earth

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