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Carlos: Why are you dressed like this?

Lando: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Pierre: ...I did. I broke it.

Lando: No. No you didn't. Max?

Max: Don't look at me. Look at Sergio.

Sergio: What?! I didn't break it.

Max: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sergio: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Max: Suspicious.

Sergio: No, it's not!

Kevin: If it matters, probably not, but Nico was the last one to use it.

Nico H.: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Kevin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Nico H.: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kevin!

Pierre: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lando.

Lando: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Kevin: Lando... Lance's been awfully quiet.

Lance: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Lando, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Lando: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Lando: