My stupid ass had sex with a former gal I dated and i’m debating whether it was a stupid or an okay idea KILL ME

I can’t believe i’m going to greece omg. I keep forgetting I booked the trip then I remind myself like... -i’m 100% gonna cry on the plane -get drunk on the ferry to mykonos -bring home a greek gal -not remember I brought back a greek gal -get married to a greek gal -almost get kidnapped -cry again on the plane back to new york

Ofcourse I get a hot bartender to text me AND she’s a Sagittarius BUT OFCOURSE there’s always a catch and she has a KID. But honestly what’s hotter than attempting to hookup with a hot mom who’s also a bartender like cmon. Challenge accepted

only desire I have is to meet beautiful women and have alot of fun this summer physically 

wow I have no desire to be with anyone right now and Ive been waiting for this for a while