Too stupid to quit.

Cassie: Slugs are slimy and unless I shower twice a day, I produce a strange goo all over my skin. Its due to all the lab stuff.

Cassie: No, unfortunately. But I've tried my best to identify with flying insects the best I can. Hopefully in my next life, I'll be blessed enough to be a dragonfly.

[After Cassie retrieves her phone]

Cassie: NO.

Cassie: NO.

Cassie: NO.

Cassie: NOT OTHERKIN

Cassie: NO NO NO AND NO AND GET AWAY FROM ME NO

Cassie: SHE HAS CROSSED A LINE. I CANNOT UNTHINK THIS.

Cassie: I need help getting revenge you're either with or against me. Now chose.

Jamie: I am legitimately cackling.

Jamie: Kebira is my favourite.

Jamie: Nono, otherkin is now something I am educated in and you are now forever going to be saved in my phone as Slugkin.

Cassie: Oh, really? Oh Jamie, that makes me so happy! Thank you!

Cassie: Well, a few really. Antkin, of course. I think that's obvious. I've tried to embrace that part of myself as much as possible. I'm slowly coming to terms with being slugkin as well.

Jamie: You're welcome! 8D

Cassie: This is really sensitive for me, actually. I'm not sure I'm ready. But there are people like me.

Cassie: Otherkin.

Cassie: I'm just not ready to talk about this yet. I'm sorry. But please try and educate yourself. You're a good person. Please avoid being ignorant of people like me.

Jamie [unsent]: What the actual fu

Jamie [unsent]: This isn't C

Jamie [unsent]: But this is also fucking hilari

Jamie: So, I 'educated' myself.

Cassie: I do love animals.

Cassie: Have you heard of otherkin?

Jamie: No...

Cassie: I was at a park earlier and I saw some dogs walking around. And they just have their buttholes out all the time. So I watched and when they poop, the poop just slips out in either clumps or like, wet worms.

Cassie: Its fascinating, Jamie. The buttholes just expand and contract.

Jamie: Gee, I knew you loved animals and all but staring at dogs buttholes. Not even /I'm/ that weird. NOT EVEN CLINT, THE DOG MAN, IS THAT WEIRD.

Jamie [unsent]: Didn't Cassie make a post about her phone being lo

Cassie: Do you ever just think about how buttholes pucker?

Cassie: Its weird, I know. But there is just something so fascinating about it.

Jamie: Unfortunately, I have no dupe who is an expert in puckering buttholes and I've never thought about it.

After the fight was over and they’d arrived back to Unity, Jamie had instantly seized Illyana by the elbow and dragged her away from everyone. There was anger on his face at the stunt she’d pulled. Why the fuck was Barney there with you? He’d asked. Her reply had been simple and nonchalant; I opened a portal and those in Limbo that wished to fight with their Queen came forward. Though, her tone may have been dismissive, he could see it on her face that was a lot more reason behind why Barney would come fight with her than simply because he’d ended up in Limbo and under her rule.

He hadn’t released his hold on her even though he could see the discomfort it caused her. Good. He broke his ever compassionate thoughts for a moment to be vindictive. This girl had his best friend locked in a realm of fire and demons and he couldn’t even begin to imagine what Barney must have endured down there so Illyana could endure a few more seconds of discomfort. He continued to glare down at her before finally releasing her arm with a slight shove. “Take me to him,” he’d demanded and she hadn’t argued. Despite his disapproval, despite his anger, the silence that hung in the air between them when neither of them were speaking was a silent agreement that Jamie wouldn’t admit he’d seen Barney, that he wouldn’t get involved in what Illyana did with Limbo. He could understand ‘what happens in Limbo, stays in Limbo’ as he did the same with Mutant Town. What happened in Mutant Town stayed in Mutant Town. It wasn’t Jamie’s place to tell her to reverse the laws of life and death.

She obeyed, all in silence, blue flames encasing them and before he could blink, hell fire and brimstone filled his line of sight. The smell of sulfur filled his nostrils. Those demons that were nothing more than charcoal limbs and claws were crawling around but there, in the throne room next to what he could only assume was Illyana’s throne was Barney...He had his head, he looked unscathed...

“Barney?” He whispered, a thin film of water coating his eyes as he looked on in disbelief.

What do you assholes intend to gain from spreading a rumour like Barney’s alive? I wish he was alive but he’s not and these rumours are just going to cause more damage than good. So just stop before you emotionally/mentally hurt someone.

"I will always be with you. Even if you can’t see me."

"I’m so high I can hear heaven"

"What have you been given and by who?"

"Don’t touch me."