We Analyze Golden

Yeah I'm ending a chapter with this.

And I realized with a first POV novel, the BIGGEST LOSS of this entire fic would be the loss of the entire Zooble therapy subplot. Which I think that, if this was real, would automatically make people say "The show fleshed out Zooble so much more than they are in the book". Because you get even LESS depth and characterization from Zooble if there's a book version with just the first person POV of a character that is not there to witness any of their depth.

"You look beautiful honey..."

😥

How are they able to see a fly in the pitch black darkness?

"Well, this is some rather inconvenient lore placement"

"LET ME IN"

"LET ME IN"

"You know, I'm starting to think."

Great joke.

I remember when the trailers and the Wacky Watch for this episode came out.

And we were going nuts over these heads.

We thought "Oh my god do the characters get horribly tortured and maimed in this episode?"

But no these are just decorations in a single scene that don't amount to anything about the adventure's 'mystery'.

I'm gonna count it.

Yet another instance of aspects of the show people were theorizing the hell out of,

Only for it to not actually mean anything.

Counter: 10

Did the bee actually come into play anywhere?

If yes, then my brain is genuinely stupid.

Until I hear a protest, I am counting it.

Yet another instance of aspects of the show people were theorizing the hell out of,

Only for it to not actually mean anything.

Jax is just staring at her in utter annoyance.

Funnybunny shippers, I'm sorry. If the ship was canon the ship is asexual. Jax does NOT want to get inside this jester.

Genuinely, I wish we had more instances of Pomni being a cartoon character.

Cause I think it's, like, BARELY utilized after this.

"I hope this adventure doesn't end up being another horrible nightmare"

We never learned who Peggy is.

Technically Peggy shouldn't even be born yet cause the show takes place in 2017.

"retsnomehtmorfseramthginelbirrohtegotecneiduaehtninerdlihcehtllaroftiawtnaci"

Interesting how Caine just assumed Zooble would like the manor adventure because it's "Cool/Mature"

Because "Oh. This person is distant and back talks and doesn't want to participate in the fun things I'm giving them, that MUST mean that they are just a very edgy person who is only interested in edgy things"

It's really parent coded.

"What about you?"

"He refuses to show us because he's a coward."

"I wanna keep the mystery alive. What do you, the viewers think it is?"

I think you just die.

Or, abstract technically.

But that's just my headcanon. It wasn't actually ever confirmed, so...

Yet another instance of aspects of the show people were theorizing the hell out of,

Only for it to not actually mean anything.

Counter: 8