bloodoaks:
âOne: do not tell me about Dot, I swear to god.â
Itâs unsettling enough that Rose has a snake that changes size and is sometimes a person, okay, Leo really does not need to hear about whatever the fuck Dot is. Probably a cursed clown doll or some shit. Listen, she canât even watch Poltergeist without losing sleep for a week. No time for that crap whatsoever. Itâs pretty not cool that sheâs potentially sharing space with something like that.
Still, she falls back on the couch because she has an Image to maintain, scuffed boots dangling harmlessly over the arm of it because sheâs not that rude. If Rose has to pack or whatever, she might as well get comfortable.Â
âTwo: duh. This is a soft kidnapping. But youâre not moving in, so keep it light.â
Her bike does not have a trunk. Which, like, obviously Leo isnât gonna be inhospitable or anything. Plenty of room for Rose, and itâs not like itâs a big deal if they have to swing back to get her pajamas or something. Not that Leo isnât willing to lend her pajamas in an emergency scenario. Anyway. Donât think about Rose in pajamas, or lack of. Shit.
âThree: yes, heâs paying me so much. That bartender salary, you know?â
The problem here is that sarcasm doesnât explain why sheâs doing this with no clear incentive. Maybe sheâs bored, maybe sheâs lonely, maybe she likes RoseâŚmaybe all three? Come on, definitely all three. Cue flashbacks to when Leo liked Rose too much too fast and had to pretend she was actually cool and aloof about their very brief thing, which is exactly what she needs to think about right now. Her lipstick is probably smudged, too.
Donât let Rose catch you saying Luna is unsettling. Â Personally, she finds the snake very settling, actually. Â Speaking of...Rose breezes airly through her apartment, looking for Luna with a fond sort of smile. Â She presses her tongue to the back of her teeth, makes a sort of spitting, hissing noise to try and get her attention. Â
Now she cocks her head, listening for a response. Â Nothing. Â Hm. Â She drops a hand on the back of Leoâs head lightly as she passes behind the couch and then crawls under the kitchen table. Â Between the right leg and the table, in the little alcove is the snake. Â âHm, you were supposed to answer me,â she chastises lightly.
âI figured he was making some serious money, but I didnât know it was bodyguard money,â Rose says.  She passes again, tugs a lock of Leoâs hair instead as she floats off to her bedroom to start packing.  She shoves clothes into a bag haphazardly, throws her toothbrush in too. Â
âWould you take the sage out of my fridge, Leo?â she calls. Â Sheâs nice enough not to witch up Leoâs entire house, but sheâs going to need a few things if she expects to sleep even an hour at night.

















