designmycatastrophe

This blog is ran by me and my mood swings

you’re going to love again

I don’t send drunk texts, I send ovulation texts. But lord help you if on the rare occasion I got both going on 🫠

a relationship where you’re also each other’s favourite toy

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

sorry for making u horny, it was on purpose.

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

We’re doing it.

just a reminder in case your mind is playing tricks on you today, you matter. you're important. you're loved. and your presence on this earth makes a difference whether you see it or not.