I am going through a phase of hearing a sentence and trying to figure out how Drusilla would say it.

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I am going through a phase of hearing a sentence and trying to figure out how Drusilla would say it.

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buffy summers, post-chosen, lives in a tiny, comfy apartment with only one bedroom, a kitchen, a cute bathroom with a bathtub and a small living room, with her beloved vampire boyfriend who smokes and thinks warm light bulbs are better than white ones
during the day she wears her usual cool and stylish clothes, but after patrolling, at home, and during the dinner spike cooks, she only wears one of his t-shirts, which she refuses to return until it no longer smells like him
and no, she's not wearing underwear underneath it, not because she wants to provoke him, well sometimes she does... but not always, but because she trusts him completely enough to move with such freedom and comfort, she knows that her body there is praised as if spike's existence depended on it
fridays and saturdays are movie nights on the sofa accompanied by popcorn and millions of cuddles which sometimes end in sweet and tender sex
no more endless nights of self-doubt and judgment, nor the weight of the entire world on her shoulders, she is at peace, she is happy, she has a small home where she is loved, pampered, and cared for as she deserves
Forsyte Saga But Spuffy
Soames - Riley Finn
Irene - Buffy
Bosinney- William (bumbling, awkward, and definitely would get run over by a carriage)
imo, Riley lacks the single-minded obsessiveness. too easily distracted. too nonchalant.
but what if Soames is Spike and Bosinney is William. what if they are 2 sides of the same Victorian coin. what if Soames is basically vamp-mode for tbh a lot of men, including the ones who think of themselves as good ones. (Soames' later semi-redemptive iteration as girl dad also has... a certain parallel)
I consider Irene and Soames failure of marriage is because of a lack of mutual sex attraction. Soames' reaction is to push harder and Irene's is to withdraw.
Spike as Soames would push harder, but there is no way that Buffy and Spike would have no sex attraction. Buffy would fire back at Spike's pushing rather than withdraw. [Its beyond me to write Soames!Spike, but if you do share a link]
Riley is a better fit because A)Buffy would make herself smaller, B)can be written to lack sex attraction, C)Riley like soames refused to take no for answer during the 'courting' phase D)Riley has felt like Buffy didn't love him and was driven to extreme lengths.
Also Riley like Soames is a product of what a man should be in their respective times.
Part 4 of practicing Buffy Speak.
"Reality is what we derive from our own sensory experience." John Locke
Buffy: Look, all I know is what I can actually see, kick, or run away from. Everything else is just overthinking
Drusilla: The world is just a pretty lie the eyes tell the brain, my sweet. The moon whispers it, and the stars bleed it right into our skin. If we close our eyes, the sky turns to soot and the dolls begin to cry... and thatβs the only truth there is
Xander: I'm pretty sure what's 'real' is just whatever is currently trying to bite us, punch us, or break our stuff. If I can see it, smell it, or get a massive bruise from it? That's reality.
Willow: our brains are just these little computers, right? And our eyes and ears are the keyboard and mouse. So 'reality' isn't this big, solid thing out there. it's just the data we're typing into our heads
Spike: read all the dusty old books you want, but reality isn't some cosmic riddle. Itβs much simpler than that. Itβs the sting of a fist to the jaw, the burn of the sun on my skin, and the sweet, warm taste of a girl's neck. You want to know whatβs real? Itβs whatever makes your heart race or your blood boil right now in the dark. The rest of it? Just a bunch of poncy theater.
Angel: Reality is just the dark things you've seen, and what you choose to do about them
Ethan Rayne: delightfully fragile little cage of the human mind. Everyone trust their senses like a blind man trusts his dog. But reality is fabric, it conforms entirely to what you perceive. And if you change the perception; say, with a bit of old magic and a touch of chaos... well, the fabric rips.
"woopsy someone stepped on a very important butterfly" "maybe even vengeance demon got involved?" "I heard the realise of mythic green energy has broke the universe..." "okay guys, but how come she's still pegging him?"

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incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
let me be agonizingly clear
when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"
YOU
ARE
CALLING
YOURSELF
A
NAZI
lots of men's thighs on my dash today, which yay, but where are the cats?
And now it's all cats and no thighs. I'm telling you there is no balance here
Tara: I work well under pressure, unfortunately that's the only way i work
Forsyte Saga But Spuffy
Soames - Riley Finn
Irene - Buffy
Bosinney- William (bumbling, awkward, and definitely would get run over by a carriage)
Drusilla, "If you don't know what to do, you should escalate to biting."

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Maggie: I'll be in my lab growing insane and playing god
A bangelus commission for the wonderful @camellcat !!
It was a pleasure working on this one, their concept for it was so cool.
her face! his face! πππ
Guess what's the word of the day!
Financial health tip: a lot of things cost money, but thinking about putting that vampire on a leash is free.
Buffy: unfortunately i cannot fight in flippy floppies
Buffy: It leads to Slippy Fallies

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Any time. Any iteration
Yes Buffy definitely would have fallen for our soppy poet William. Look at her in s4 with Eddie. He's shy and awkward and loves to read. And he was her first friend starting college. I saw some discussion on whether she would fall for william and she absolutely would. He would have fit in so well into the scoobies too *. *.
William and Buffy is catnip to me
anyone else relate
Or as Drusilla from BTVS would say "The iron doors went creak and the sunshine was so sharp, it bit my toes. The little birds sang, but they sang all out of tune, cutting up my ears. So I crawled right back into the dark.... It's warm in my box."