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I am going through a phase of hearing a sentence and trying to figure out how Drusilla would say it.

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anyone else relate
Or as Drusilla from BTVS would say "The iron doors went creak and the sunshine was so sharp, it bit my toes. The little birds sang, but they sang all out of tune, cutting up my ears. So I crawled right back into the dark.... It's warm in my box."
well buffy have you considered the needy vampire on top of you
his HAIR ❤️ the leg bites ❤️ kitty needs his human
the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
Immediately I love him
Whenever you call someone a 'weasel' you are saying they are super cute
Buffy: I can offer you a Pop-Tart. warning- it’s the generic brand, so it tastes slightly more like the cardboard box than usual, but it is frosted.
Xander: I am a man of simple needs, Buff. If it has sugar and won't actively try to mutate me, my stomach says yes. Pass the cardboard.

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actually, that sex scene is load-bearing
Angel: would you let a depressed, bisexual, Irish man into your house?
PEOPLE I'M BEGGING YOU. PUT UR TUMBLR ON UR AO3. PUT IT IN UR PROFILE OR IN THE NOTES OF UR FICS OR WHATEVER. PUT IT SOMEWHERE I CAN SEE IT SO I CAN SEND U AN ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also im begging put your ao3 on Tumblr plz
y'all complain bout getting no comments on Tumblr but if i know your ao3 I'd be checking you out and biting (aka commenting)
Greek Myth AU - William Pratt (Orpheus) goes to the Underworld to beg for his mother's (Eurydice) life.
Hades Is Buffy.
I've no self control and so... ch1 of Tears of Petrified Light
Just posted the chapter of William making his plea to Buffy for Anne's life
Buffy: Self care is getting lost in a labyrinth full of vampires and killing them all

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Buffy: I'm gonna level with you- i am solely powered by caffeine, puns, and rage
lots of men's thighs on my dash today, which yay, but where are the cats?
Most fandoms recommending media: yeah you should check this out it’s pretty good
Buffy fans recommending Buffy: omg I love Buffy except for the racism, the misogyny, the occasional homophobia, the way sexual assault’s handled, a couple episodes I personally hate, David Boreanaz’s Irish accent and also the fact that Joss Whedon killed my entire family. You gotta watch Buffy though. You gotta.
buffy can't bring herself to call spike her boyfriend because you don't just demote your ex husband like that
Or as Drusilla would say: The Slayer has a tiny, fragile heart, my sweet. She tries to cage the big bad Spike in a silly little word... boyfriend. How the stars giggle at you silly girl. You don’t invite the one who wore your wedding ring to tea and call him a neighbor. No, no... the crown is already stained in blood, and you can't ever truly divorce the dark
Angelus, "I want your whole heart, the blood, the chambers, the very last beat."

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part 3 of me working on Buffy speak, "Every accusation is a confession."
Buffy : if they’re pointing the finger, they’re just giving you a free preview of the stuff they’re totally failing to handle in their own life. It's not a critique; well it is but of themselves.
Willow:Oh, that? That’s basically just the villain-of-the-week reading their own diary out loud.
Xander: Oh, right, the classic 'Smeller-is-the-Fella' defense, but like, dialed up to a, psychological ten
Drusilla: let them point their crooked fingers at the dark, they’re painting a picture of the monsters hiding under their beds. They think they’re throwing stones, but they’re really just opening up their pretty little chests and showing you all the maggots squirming inside.
Spike: Oh, it's bloody beautiful, innit? The grand hypocrisy of the human race. Or, well, demons too, if we're being honest. See, a bloke only knows how to accuse you of the exact bit of nastiness he’s already cooked up in his own head. He thinks he’s throwing a punch, but really, he’s just standing there stark naked, showing you exactly how his own twisted little mind works. It's not an insult, mate. It’s a roadmap to his own guilty conscience.
William: People believe they are wielding a righteous sword to pierce your reputation. Yet, in their desperate passion, they merely hold up a mirror of the most exquisite clarity! The very sins they paint upon your canvas are the ones already drying upon their own fingers. They scream of betrayal because their own heart is a crowded parlor of deceit
Angelus: There they are, practically shaking with righteous fury, screaming about what a monster you are. They call you a liar, a thief, a betrayer... and they think they're hurting you. Just sit back and listen, as they give you a gift. They’re baring their souls
Angel: When someone accuses you like that... they aren't attacking. They're just drowning, and they’re telling you exactly what’s pulling them under
Xander, "Okay, look, I’m not saying I want to test this theory. In fact, my preferred way of dealing with this is running away very, very fast. But and I’m just stating facts here my knife is bigger. "