Neopets Owns My Ass

This is just what neopets looks like these days 

Halloween starts tomorrow, let’s get this started right with some custom Meepit colours. 

Psychonauts Neopets Au

we’re getting into the deep issues this afternoon.

Me: Never before have I wanted something so fucking rabidly in my life. I don’t even care much for Zafaras because they were so hard for me to customize properly. But this? I want this. I need this. This is the solution to every ilfe problem I’m currently having.

Full update in the newest Neopian Times Editorial 

World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]

sry again for inactivity the holidays are nuts around my house

We all adore Schanse the Halloween plushie krawk, and of course we know she would never hurt a fly… Even still, it can be unnerving to meet her in the dark hallway on the way to the bathroom at night.

neopets: (cracks whip) “bring me queen fyora’s left foot and the heart of the turmaculus if you wish to obtain this food item, peasant”

me in 50 years

I have peaked as an artist.