Rubi la descarada

When you with bae and remember los frijoles

Prof: okay class today is optional but

Sharing your holiday wish list like

When you a bilingual bitch but your friend is not

When you got somewhere to be but you gotta take care of business first

When you loan someone money and they take too long to pay you back

When they leave before you can think of a comeback

When you done with all dem fake ass bitches at your party

When you marry your dique “best friend”s fiancé and convince him to buy a hotel so you can throw a lavish costume party where you invite all your former classmates who constantly dragged you for being poor and you come to the party in a flawless costume and reveal yourself as the host so you can see their reactions to the ultimate glo up