Hi! I'm still alive! Sorry for the wait guys.
Imagine, if you will, the girls (ft. Bobby and Celine) are on a game show where they have to show what they carry with them in their purses all the time.
Zoey goes first, and so, so many things fall out. She somehow had a skateboard shoved in there (physically impossible, but it worked), a gameboy color, a N-64 (the whole console plus two controllers), her will, Mira's will, Rumi's favorite book on submarine warfare, Celine's birth certificate, 14 different credit cards (none of them are hers), 3 pairs of socks that don't match, and a half eaten sandwich. The judges are horrified, the girls are horrified, and Celine steals the birth certificate back before anyone sees what year she was born. While Zoey is getting scolded for breaking the laws of physics and just laws in general, Mira goes next.
Mira's purse is normal at first. Backup makeup, some bandages, a picture of her with Rumi and Zoey. Then, the judges open a side pocket before Mira can stop them. Out falls hundreds of love notes, pictures of her girls, and, for some odd reason, 6 pocket knives. When questioned about the knives (she refused to answer any questions about the notes or pictures), Mira explains the she has two hands, Zoey has two hands, and Rumi has two hands. They each get a left knife and a right knife. Celine and the girls think it's sweet, and Bobby looks incredibly proud of how prepared his girls are.
Rumi is next, and everyone assumes she'll have the least amount of stuff. The hosts proceed to pull out a change of clothes for each of the girls, an entire box of unopened chocolates, 6 different shoes (not pairs, singular shoes), a severed hand prop, and Zoey and Mira's ID's. When questioned, Rumi explains that the girls had gone clubbing the night before and the girls had a bit of a rough time. When asked about the severed hand, she explains that she uses it to scare away creeps in the club. Celine praises her on how accurate the hand is, and the whole studio is horrified as the mother-daughter duo goes on about the best way to make the hand look even more lifelike.
Bobby goes next, pulling out 14 different emergency kits from his bag. His section is short, as he explains that he only brings his work bags with him to studio events, but his personal one is a lot like Zoey's.
Celine is last, and the judges are horrified to find weapons of every shape and size. The judges panic, asking how Celine got those past security, while Mira picks up a full on handgun in shock. Rumi explains that Celine's bag has looked like this for years, with a few minor changes as Rumi left the house. The handgun, she concedes, came after she moved out since Celine didn't trust baby Rumi around firearms. Everyone freaks out when Mira figures out that it's loaded, and the program is cut short after that.
Sorry for being gone for so long. I finally got a second job again, so I was busy dealing with paperwork from that. Also, my bookshelf exploded last week, and that was a bit overwhelming. Hope you guys like this one!