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Heart? Full of whimsy

She goes to the girls, and sits them down, explaining that Rumi probably doesn't age as much because she's a half demon. And, more importantly, the other two are completely human. So Zoey suggests making a deal with Rumi's demon side to turn the girls into demons too.

Before Rumi can protest, Mira agrees, explaining that she's been thinking about that for a while too, and decided she'd stay with Rumi no matter the cost. Rumi, reluctantly, agrees, and the girls get ready to make the deal. Instead of something horrible and awful, Rumi gets down on one knee and asks them to marry her, holding out two rings.

The girls immediately say yes, and their first demon marks are small bands around their ring fingers, acting as a deeper type of engagement ring. Their wedding ceremony is small, held under the tree in the hunter compound so that Mi-yeong and Rumi's dad can attend, as well as Celine, who joined them under the tree a few years back.

Once they're married, they all basically disappear off the face of the earth, never seen by fans or the younger generation of hunters ever again. But one day, many years later, the new Honmoon thrums once, three weapons returning to it for good, their owners having decided to rest on their own terms.

Imagine, if you will, the girls (ft. Bobby and Celine) are on a game show where they have to show what they carry with them in their purses all the time.

Zoey goes first, and so, so many things fall out. She somehow had a skateboard shoved in there (physically impossible, but it worked), a gameboy color, a N-64 (the whole console plus two controllers), her will, Mira's will, Rumi's favorite book on submarine warfare, Celine's birth certificate, 14 different credit cards (none of them are hers), 3 pairs of socks that don't match, and a half eaten sandwich. The judges are horrified, the girls are horrified, and Celine steals the birth certificate back before anyone sees what year she was born. While Zoey is getting scolded for breaking the laws of physics and just laws in general, Mira goes next.

Mira's purse is normal at first. Backup makeup, some bandages, a picture of her with Rumi and Zoey. Then, the judges open a side pocket before Mira can stop them. Out falls hundreds of love notes, pictures of her girls, and, for some odd reason, 6 pocket knives. When questioned about the knives (she refused to answer any questions about the notes or pictures), Mira explains the she has two hands, Zoey has two hands, and Rumi has two hands. They each get a left knife and a right knife. Celine and the girls think it's sweet, and Bobby looks incredibly proud of how prepared his girls are.

Rumi is next, and everyone assumes she'll have the least amount of stuff. The hosts proceed to pull out a change of clothes for each of the girls, an entire box of unopened chocolates, 6 different shoes (not pairs, singular shoes), a severed hand prop, and Zoey and Mira's ID's. When questioned, Rumi explains that the girls had gone clubbing the night before and the girls had a bit of a rough time. When asked about the severed hand, she explains that she uses it to scare away creeps in the club. Celine praises her on how accurate the hand is, and the whole studio is horrified as the mother-daughter duo goes on about the best way to make the hand look even more lifelike.

Bobby goes next, pulling out 14 different emergency kits from his bag. His section is short, as he explains that he only brings his work bags with him to studio events, but his personal one is a lot like Zoey's.

Celine is last, and the judges are horrified to find weapons of every shape and size. The judges panic, asking how Celine got those past security, while Mira picks up a full on handgun in shock. Rumi explains that Celine's bag has looked like this for years, with a few minor changes as Rumi left the house. The handgun, she concedes, came after she moved out since Celine didn't trust baby Rumi around firearms. Everyone freaks out when Mira figures out that it's loaded, and the program is cut short after that.

Zoey has a vague interest in the snow until she goes outside. She grew up in California, and they only ever get a dusting of snow once in a blue moon. She's the girl that's camped out on the couch with 8 blankets, 2 sweaters, and the human space heaters she calls her wives. She does make a really good hot chocolate though, since she grew up watching The Polar Express.

For Mira, it depends on the girls location. If they're in the city, she's at home grumbling about idiot drivers. If they're at the compound though, she's like a little kid. She will charge outside at the first sign of a snowflake and get to work. She makes snowmen, igloos, ramps for sledding, snow angels, anything else she can do outside. The girls have to take turns periodically chasing her back into the house so she doesn't freeze to death. Celine has pictures from every year they spend at the compound during snowstorms, and every year Mira is barely visible because her hair has turned completely white from the snow.

Rumi depends on your headcannons. Warm blooded Rumi likes watching the snow from indoors where it's safe. She'll join Mira sometimes, but she likes cuddling near Zoey more. Cold blooded Rumi is using Zoey as a human shied from the cold. She has 14 heating pads all hooked up to the same extension cord, multiple layers on, and cries every time another inch of snow blankets the world.

Then, Mira and Zoey get home from a shoot or something early. They walk into the penthouse to hear the freakiest songs known to man blasting through the speaker system. AMERICAN HORROR SHOW, I Wanna Be Your Slave, Sloppy Seconds, S&M, etc. They are horrified to see Rumi jamming out in the middle of the room, singing along in what can only be described by the girls as a sirens voice.

The truth comes out that Rumi really likes freak songs, but she can only listen to them when people aren't around so that they don't know that she is also a freak. She does start playing the songs around the girls, and they nearly choke every time she plays "if jesus saw what we did last night".

We'll start with Rumi. I know everyone expects me to say that she would have a Nightfury, but they're wrong. Rumi would have a Changewing, a medium sized, Mystery class dragon. Changewings are masters of camouflage, with very good agility and a pack mentality. It's a pretty obvious choice for Rumi, with her trying to fit in with the rest of HUNTR/X. The only problem for the Changewing is it's weaker scales, making them susceptible to attacks.

Zoey is next, and she would try to have one of the most outlandish dragons possible. Allow me to introduce, the Windwalker. Windwalker's are a Tidal class dragon, large in size, with a patient attitude. Windwalker's breathe water and flames, not to mention their ability of Electrokinesis (drawing in lightning from storm clouds and firing it themselves). Zoey would like having a larger dragon that was powerful but gentle, pretty closely mirroring her own personality. The Windwalker is also a pack dragon, which would come in handy for the three girls and their dragons.

Mira is a tough one. I have a feeling she would have found an outcast dragon, and then bonded with it over their issues. For example, the Deathgripper. Deathgripper's are a medium, Strike class dragon. They are best know for their scorpion-like tails and retractable tusks, which they use to poison and stab enemies. They have raptorial forelegs, sort of like a praying mantis, that they use to capture their prey. I think Mira would really like the idea of a dragon with epic visuals and a weird sort of reputation surrounding them. Like the other two, Deathgripper's are pack dragons, though their hierarchy is determined by which of them can make the best plan.

All of this information was found on the HTTYD fan wiki, and before you all ask, yes the girls named their dragons. Rumi's Changewing would be named Seeker, as a play on the game Hide-and-Seek. Zoey's Windwalker would be named Turtle for obvious reasons. And finally, Mira's Deathgripper would be named Shadow Eater, for literally no reason other than "It sounds metal AF".

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First up, Mira. Mira is not only completely uninterested in men, but she gets viscerally angry anytime someone asks her if she likes guys. She only likes them aesthetically, and even then it's only if they have nice abs and maybe some pecs. Whenever anyone tries to bring up her interactions with the Saja Boys, Mira just rolls her eyes and jabs a finger towards Rumi, mumbling that the boys abs were almost as incredible as Rumi's, but she hadn't been able to see Rumi's abs in a few months (demon stuff), and she missed them. It always makes Rumi and Mira blush when she brings it up. Zoey just stands in the background, nodding sagely.

Next, Zoey. She doesn't mind men, but she'd never actually seek one out. She's the bisexual who reads fanfiction about men, but anytime she talks to one in real life, she gets the ick so bad that she has to take a few days to sit with Bobby, reminding herself she doesn't have to accept anything less than princess treatment. Mira and Rumi are usually pretty annoyed at this point because she's dating them, why is she even considering men? They are much better than men! Look, Zoey, come over here, we're going to bench press you (the girls don't know how to flirt, so they just bench press each other). Overall though, Zoey doesn't *hate* men like Mira does, she just definitely prefers women.

Rumi, truly, doesn't realize that men is an option. She knows that her mom and dad got together and had her, but she was raised by Celine. Celine, who spends every waking second trying not to cry because her wife is gone. For all her flaws, Celine never made her feel wrong for liking women. The first time 13 year old Rumi asked if it was ok to like girls, Celine just snorted into her coffee and told her that they were in the same boat. Rumi liked Jinu, but she really just liked the idea of having a friend. He just happened to be a man. Now, when people ask her if she had feelings for Jinu, she just tilts her head and explains that they were friends and she misses him. The press stops releasing "IS RYU RUMI REALLY STRAIGHT??" after Mira and Zoey storm the companies and threaten the CEO's ability to have children.

Bobby and Celine are the videos of the people pointing out their friends types, stopping them, shaking hands, and then both running towards their respective types. Both of them are gay. Both of them agree than men ain't shit though.

Celine had no idea how much force the girls could take early in their training, and proceeded to accidentally almost kill them multiple times before she realized she needed to dial it back.