i am who i am;

Gemma: The one you asked me to dress like a hooker for and dolled me up with pretty jewelry for? I recall. What can I do for ya Carmichael?

Gemma: Also I'd like it to be known I was the best fake wife you could have asked for.

Derick: Yes, that would've been the one.

Derick: You were a damn great fake wife, Mrs. Richards-O'Connor.

Derick: How bad of a husband was I? Well, that was a weird question. And probably not at all accurate. Since I wasn't exactly me.

Allie: I don't think every wedding has been published or written about Derick.

Allie: Wyatt told you, didn't he?

Derick: And yet, all the weddings I've ever heard of, the girl was under ten.

Allie: There is no age limit to being a flower girl, Derick.

Allie: I don't think I had one.

Derick: When have you ever heard of a 23 year flower girl.

Wyatt: Yeah -- I am never dating again. I can't deal with females in that department. Maybe adopt a kid -- always have wanted to do that. So I can do that, you know after the whole cancer thing. As much as I want to piss you off I wouldn't subject me to another Charlie/Ava ordeal.

Wyatt: What did they do?........

Wyatt: What if she does love Danvers? I mean -- stranger things have happened in Charleston.

Derick: I don't know rather to say that's the spirit or not. Adopt a kid? I could see that. Might do you well. Look at that, it's a when and not an if, I'm impressed. Glad to know you want to piss me off. But not as glad as I am to hear that.

Derick: Some shuttle -- it was not a normal wedding dance. She -- just - killing me.

Remi: That I do. Kind of goes with my work. I don't think I want to be perfect but I don't think I want to hang up all of our dirty laundry up for the world to see. Is there a perfect medium in there? Yeah I thought it would go like that.

Remi: Why?

Derick: And yet, you've decided to keep me around, ballsy girl you are, Reagan. I'm sure we could find one. Just don't really want to be -- my family. Guess that would be the best way to put it.

Wyatt: See maybe our sister learned it from you? And now I feel like I should find someone that you both hate and just try the whole dating thing off that cause clearly how I do it, is wrong. She

Wyatt: THERE WAS A WEDDING DANCE?

Wyatt: Don't kill Allie -- dad might be a /tad/ upset if you do that.

Derick: Hey, if she treats you right, I don't give a fuck who you bring home. But so help me god if you bring home another Ava or Charlie or whoever the hell would be the medium between the two. You want to piss me off, bring one like that home again.

Derick: Yeah, if you want to call it that. Always thought I'd have min first. But either way, never showing Remi, because I will not be doing what they did in this video.

Emilia: I'm not taking the blame when there's someone I can blame this on. It makes me feel better about myself.

Emilia: Oh, just imagine what people will say if you're seen buying a shitty ice cream.

Emilia: Surprise you, huh? Did I strike you as the vanilla kind of girl?

Derick: No one ever thought you that that's wrong? Taking responsibility and what not? I hear it's all the rage.

Derick: It would trash my rep. Why would you ever want to do that to me?

Remi: SeeI would just have to lure them somewhere safe and private because what would the headlines read if the DA ended up in that kind of behavior? I can already see it. I can already imagine my father storming into my office actually. Well who do you think would be first, my dad or Danny?

Derick: Ah, right, you've got a public image to uphold now. Promise me we will never be one of those families who have to be picture perfect, give me that, and I'll happily keep guard as you're kicking ass. I'm seeing your dad, Danny following right after.