Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

who will post the pic

really good pic but not the one i was thinking of

#i am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter (professorsparklepants)

i gotta go the rest of my life now knowing that out there on an elderly womens phone is a pic of me being a little neko in a grocery store

The little gay run I do across the street that makes driver’s wanna hit me

not to imply disney has any creative value but wheres the muppet avengers movie. just like a watchable avengers

and before you ask yes kermit is bruce banner in this scenario

loki is still loki and kermit beats the shit out of him

does him hulking out involve him turning into Animal?

no the only visible change kermit goes through is that he sticks angry felt eyebrows over his eyes

Karen bisexual icon

sea slug saturday lets go