lips so french, ass so spanish.

I’ve never had one that before, thank you. I love your hair it’s very bright.

It’s not worthless, I love compliments babe.

i like your dimples, how's that?

i wouldn’t waste my energy on unimportant things like that.

only once?

i must have missed the comical side of it then. 

well atleast you know to look harder next time.

if it’s not the hair dye that’s damaged it then it’s definitely something else.

has the hair dye got to your sarcasm detector? because you’re not detecting it very well.

nope, I specifically buy hair dye without the long term damage of my sarcasm detector.

in the metaphorical sense. 

my comment was just in the comical sense.

i’ve ruined a lot of things but it’s the first time i’ve ruined someone’s childhood, this is an achievement.

that's pretty sick you know that? why dont you just sleep on a pile of broken dreams while you're at it.

Tocuhé. How are you anyway?

whatever floats your boat princess

how did you know

that’s basically chillin like santa tho

Santa most likely says please, he's a nice fellow. I don't, that's what makes it chillin like a villain.

I’m great, i have lots of energy today.

santa claus is comin to town