Right. It's bout day. Time to...

Right. It's bout day. Time to remember how to warp time and space to do my bidding

Right. It's day three of the Roller Derby World Cup in Dallas, TX. Time for some ritualistic tipping of cows.

Right. It's bout day. Time for the ritualistic chanting of Debbie Gibson's "Only in my dreams" in attempt to awaken the elder gods. Fhtagn!

Right. It's Skates of Glory 2014 day two. Time for some ritualistic milking of feral cats.

Right. It's Skates Of Glory 2014 Day One. Time for some ritualistic dirty dancing with adolescent orangutangs.

Right. It's the day of Block Around the Clock 2 - 24 hours of roller derby scrimmages for charity in Amsterdam. Time for the ritualistic hunting of clowns.

Right. It's day two of the European Roller Derby Tournament. Time for the ritualistic rubbing of Labrador bellies for luck

Right. It's the European Roller Derby Tournament day one. Time for the ritualistic playing of peekaboo with snails

Right. It's bout day! Time for the ritualistic blending of bear claws into power smoothies.

Right. It's bout day. Time for the ritualistic drinking of tiger toenail tea.

Right. It's bout day. Time for the ritualistic pressing of the refresh button for the livestream.

Right. It's triple header bout day. Time for the ritualistic bungee jumping of hippopotamuses.

Right. It's bout day. Time for the ritualistic massaging of giraffe shoulders.

Right. It's Gold Coast Beach Brawl tournament day three. Time for the ritualistic crushing of baby llamas' dreams.

Right. It's Gold Coast Beach Brawl tournament day two. Time for the ritualistic forced molting of birds of paradise.

Right. It's Beach Brawl bout day one. Time for the ritualistic cartwheeling of grizzly bears.

Right. It's Fantastic 8 tournament championship bout day. Time for the ritualistic milking of chinchilla tits.