Catboys Will Be Our End

Lack of cock in my inbox is sickening

I tried a mustache this past week. I think I'll wear it for one more week before disposing of it.

’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw

I used my computer to take this picture so you can't see is that I have my leg on the desk clicking the mouse

They should make a pride flag for people who pee a lot

Yellow hanky left pocket

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE

CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON

CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE'S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS

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Yeah this wasn’t for the girlies

ok that was my first thought tbh but i think HE thinks it is 😭

Honey. In THAT shirt? 🤨

you see this man fingering a donut hole and you think this is for women?????