sweltering summer starters
“take off your jacket, the hell? you’re making me hot just by looking at you.”
“i’m so hot..” “loving the confidence.” “oh shut up.”
“why don’t we go to the beach?”
“i heard the pool’s open!”
“this is why i hate summer.”
“guys come on, let’s take advantage of this. we can have fun!”
“if you don’t get off of me.”
“turn that oven off, are you joking?”
“do we have any ice cream left?”
“i ordered you your blue raspberry slush, your favorite.”
“you did not just bite into your popsicle.”
“oh my god, i actually cooked an egg on the car.”
“i know it’s hot but jesus, put some clothes on!”
“what are you guys talking about? i love this weather!”
“why isn’t the air on?? turn it on!”
“did you know it was going to be this hot today?”
“oh my god, look at the sprinklers! can we go play in them? please?”
“are you okay? is the heat getting to you?”
“drink some water, you’re not looking too hot out here.” “you’re seriously making a pun. right now?” “that was unintentional.”
“you’re gonna melt. get in here.”
“wanna walk on the boardwalk?”