âOh fuck! Are you okay?â
âCrap! Sorry about that! Wasnât looking where I was going. Here, Iâll get you a new jacketâŚâ
âSeems like weâre gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.â
âWhatâs your name?â
âYou just saved my life!â
âMove the fuck out of my way.â
âWatch where youâre going!â
âWould you like anything?â
âUh, thatâs my spot.â
âOh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.â
âIs that your dog? He is so CUTE!â
âHere, take my seat. You look tired.â
âMay I buy you a drink?â
âI can spot you, if you want.â
âHowâd you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?â
âCan you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!â
âHi, Iâm your new roommate.â
âI think I found your dog. Is he yours?â
âYou look cold, take my jacket.â
âHey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?â
âYouâve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And youâre really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!â
âSo, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.â
âCan you switch seats with me? I canât see!â
âOkay, look, if youâre gonna be airsick, aim the other way.â
â[Sir/Ma'am], if you donât stop being rude to me, Iâm going to give you decaf.â
âDonât drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.â
âHey, is he bothering you?â
âDonât give up your day job.â
ââŚDude, your flyâs down.â
âI think you have the wrong number.â
âIâm [museâs child]âs teacher.â
â[Museâs child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!â
âGet out of here! This is my hiding spot!â
âYOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!â
âSHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.â
âGood Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.â
âWatch where youâre going!â
âIs this seat taken?â
âHere you dropped this.â
âYou remind me of someone.â
âWill you be taking this?â
âMay I take your order?â
âYou look familiar, have we met before?â
âBe careful next time.â
âHey, could you help me?â
âI know weâve never met, but I think youâre beautiful.â
âI think I may have seen you beforeâŚâ
âOh my god are you okay?â
âWere you at that one party?â
âI know you donât know me but I love your shirt.â
âQuick, pretend to look like youâre talking to me.â
âHey, is that your dog?â
âService takes forever here.â
âDonât mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?â
âI wouldnât sit there if I were you.â
âThis is gonna be a long plane ride.â
âCan you turn that music down?â
âPeople are trying to sleep!â
âIâm your new neighbor.â
âIs that who I think it is?â
âIs that your son/daughter?â
âIâve read about you.âÂ
âAre you following me?â
âHey, watch where youâre going.â
âYou look vaguely familiarâŚâÂ
âI donât know who you are but you donât strike me as the trustworthy type.â
âI donât know what you want but youâd better fuck off before I make you.â
âSorry but Iâm new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?â
âStrange to see a fresh face around here.â
âHey you. Itâs dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.â
âDo you need help with that?â
âDo you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?â
âDo I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.â
âSee my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think Iâm cute.
âHey handsome/beautiful.â
âYou might be new, but youâre looking at the top dog around here.â
âSorry but Iâm not interested in your offer.â
âAre you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?â
âWhatâs wrong? You look like youâve seen a ghost.â
âThe answer is no by the way, to whatever youâre about to say.â
âDonât bother, Iâm busy.â
âNo no no, this canât be right. You shouldnât be here.â
âItâs you, isnât it?â
âHappy to see me again?â
âItâs been so long since weâve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.â
âYou looking to start a fight or something?â
âDid you think I wouldnât notice you watching me?â
âUs meeting wasnât an accident.â
âHey hey, no need for that Iâd just like to talk.â
âWhy the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?â
âI see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.â
âCome with me, no time to explain!â
âLook, youâre in danger. You need to do as I say.â
âAre these guys bothering you?â
âHey, leave him/her alone!â
âYou look tired. Need a ride?â
âShit shit, are you okay?!â
âGive me your belongings and you wonât get hurt. Sound fair?â
âWell look what the cat dragged in.â
âNever thought Iâd see your face again.â
âAre you drunk? Hey, you canât be walking around like that, be careful!â
âYou look like bad newsâŚ.â
âI hope Iâm not being too straightforward, but are you single?â
âOh! Sorry! I didnât mean to bump into you!â
âHey, uh, do you happen to know where a diner is? Iâm lost and hungry.â
âYou new in town? You have that âlost puppyâ look.â
âHow are you doing today?â
âWhoa, thatâs a really cool jacket/dress/shirt! Whereâd you get it?â
âSo, my friend and I canât choose who wins. I need your opinion. Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts?â
âSo⌠about Madonna⌠how old is too old?â
âIs the line always this long at this coffee shop?â
âDid you know⌠-insert random fact your muse would say here-â
âDo you know where the nearest coffee house is? Iâm in desperate need of a pick me up.â
âOn a scale of 1 to 10, how likely would me landing a date with you beâŚâ
âCan I buy you a drink?â
âMind if I join you?â
âI know itâs super weird to approach strangers, but I think Iâd disappoint myself if I didnât at least say hello while I had the chance.â
âYou know that look indoor cats get when they finally escape the house, then immediately regret it? That look is written all over you face right now⌠You okay?â