UnJinxified

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

Everything after (and including!) the question mark is the identifier. Destroy it!

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

I like to imagine they’d steal your organs and whatnot in an attempt to make themselves human again

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

If I stay in my home I will go insane but if I ever leave I will also do that

bed covered in plushies is a wonderful idea until you have to change the sheets and then you'll discover true pain

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts