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"I know I'm an immortal, and I am way older than I look, but I don't know anything about the rise and fall of civilizations or the pyramids or anything like that. I'm 72. I guess we can talk about, like, Vietnam or something but I don't know anything more interesting than your grandparents."

"You didn't kidnap my daughter, you morons, you kidnapped one of my agents. This is an ARISE unit. You kidnapped a magical girl. Agent Mayweather, you have full permission to engage."

The super villain gave a disappointed sigh. It was bad enough to be invited to the funeral of their superhero arch-nemesis. But it was even worse to be the only person to show up.

Inside the monster infested zone only one house is occupied by a man who refused to evacuate. It has been a year and the local government cannot understand how he is still alive and it seems the monsters avoids him.

Two things orcs are known for is low intelligence and the tradition of covering themselves in brilliant white war paint. It was only after you met an outlier of both these factors that you realize the connection between intelligence and the paint.

"How the hell did I end up in heaven, let alone the Palace of saints? When I was alive I was the most dangerous, top ranked villain on the worldwide leaderboard!" The angel asked: "And how did you get to that position?" "Well, I simply killed the few hundreds above me on the leaderbo- oh."

You were the first doctor to sell your soul to a demon in order to be able to summon them into your patients for diagnostic reasons. Now you're dead, you're trying to work out why you're both in paradise rather than eternal torment.

“But wait, if you could break out of my evil trap, why not break out immediately?!” “Honestly, I like hearing you talk. Not in a romantic way but, have you ever thought of starting a podcast?”

The healer is getting kicked out of the party, as they "don't deal enough damage".

"child your the last to summon your familiar." Said the magic teacher to the student as they stood up and walked towards the door "where are you going." Said the teacher "well unless you want this entire side of the academy destroyed I need room to summon them." Said the student walking outside

You're a thief and a murderer, and any spell cast on you to detect your moral and ethical alignment returns an entirely accurate result of 'evil'. And yet, the god of justice, whose creed should see the likes of you hanged, has openly marked you as one of his Chosen, and no one knows why.

You find a "Safe Zone" in the middle of a galactic battlefield. It’s a garden planet, untouched by war. You soon realize the "flowers" are growing out of the mouths of millions of paralyzed, immortal enemy soldiers

A xenoanthropologist has been living on earth for several years post contact. They are now certain that humanity is infested by a social parasite species and are unsure how to inform the humans of the fact that not all are what they seem.

You are a very giving person that makes gifts and food for people as a sign of appreciation. Today the Supernatural council has come to ask you to stop giving gifts to your coworkers cause giving gifts to Kitsune makes them more powerful.

You've just done it, after 5 long years and countless slain foes, you've finally slain the Villain who has terrorized the planet; however, when the world leaders present you to the oracle that predicted this fate, "….who's this and where's the hero?🤨"