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yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

theseus can get fucked

I love Ireland

You can always tell when an author is trying to "deconstruct" something that they think is stupid or boring or otherwise beneath them because they're unwilling or unable to develop the necessary understanding of the source material to properly rip into it and the end result invariably fucking sucks. You need to love a genre in order to truly do it violence.

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

to everyone in the notes saying “he cut darth maul in half!” sure. yeah. i’m aware. let’s review. he literally cut a sith lord in half and still couldn’t kill him. “oh tcw hadn’t happened yet when this line was written so he DID kill maul” if star wars is going to fuck up its own timelines then that’s simply not my problem. if star wars is going to make it canon that literally as obi-wan says this line, the only sith he has ever defeated is not only still alive but is getting defeated by a teenage girl, then i am absolutely going to make posts about how that’s funny as hell. filoni killed this line i’m just putting flowers on its grave

every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me