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Maximum Ride Fancast Fun Time!
To celebrate the the 10th anniversary of the Maximum Ride, myself and @definitely-not-a-wasp ask you to help created a fan cast megapost of our dreams!!
RULES:
Reblog this post with your fancast so we can all see everyone's ideas.
You can make this as serious and detailed as you want, or as UNSERIOUS as you want (cast all the flock cats)
Please don't white wash characters if you are taking this seriously. (add more diversity if you want!)
Voice actors are also acceptable and would be amazing to see!!
Dont worry too much about actual ages or acting ability (useless you want to) if your ideal person has aged out of the character (since its not 2010 anymore) you can use older pictures when they were at the right age.
Cast anyone you want, every character in the series or just Max , it's completely up to you.
Additionally, you're welcome to pitch movie/ tv series ideas you have. Whether you want to turn the series into a gritty horror 8 part mini series or a single blockbuster marvel level move everything is fair game.
This is meant as a fun activity for us all to celebrate our love for the series and what could have been.
Thank you for your participation!
(this is a part 2 of my previous fancast. go check that out here!)
Hello, I heard we were doing fancasts again.
Fittingly, I’ve been thinking a potential second voice for Jeb for a few days now, so this was very good timing. But my first thought at the announcement was to get voices for Fang’s Gang. And from there, I got slightly sidetracked. So now you’re also getting voices for The Director and Anne Walker. I also tried Hawk’s flock but I hit a wall. Maybe I’ll save that for later.
But, without further ado, let’s get onto the voices!
Maximum Ride Fancast Fun Time!
To celebrate the the 10th anniversary of the Maximum Ride, myself and @definitely-not-a-wasp ask you to help created a fan cast megapost of our dreams!!
RULES:
Reblog this post with your fancast so we can all see everyone's ideas.
You can make this as serious and detailed as you want, or as UNSERIOUS as you want (cast all the flock cats)
Please don't white wash characters if you are taking this seriously. (add more diversity if you want!)
Voice actors are also acceptable and would be amazing to see!!
Dont worry too much about actual ages or acting ability (useless you want to) if your ideal person has aged out of the character (since its not 2010 anymore) you can use older pictures when they were at the right age.
Cast anyone you want, every character in the series or just Max , it's completely up to you.
Additionally, you're welcome to pitch movie/ tv series ideas you have. Whether you want to turn the series into a gritty horror 8 part mini series or a single blockbuster marvel level move everything is fair game.
This is meant as a fun activity for us all to celebrate our love for the series and what could have been.
Thank you for your participation!
August 30th will be the 10 year anniversary of the Maximum Ride movie coming out.
How should we celebrate
This a good idea!!
Everyone should make a fancast , the more ridiculous the better.
do u think fang and angel should have gotten consequences?
So here's the thing: I am a big believer that narrative consequences does not equal narrative punishment, and also am a big believer that consequences and limitations almost always make a story more interesting, and in the case of Maximum Ride, the lack of consequences is a big factor that prevents the characters from developing in any meaningful way. Because, from the literal definiton, consequence is just the follow through of cause and effect. The characters do something, this triggers a reaction, fallout ensues. And, ideally, that fallout (be it good or bad) is supposed to last, and supposed to force or inspire the character to change. So, in short: absolutely. Literally all of the flock should've had to handle consequences. I wrote a post about Angel specifically, because she's the member of the flock with the most robust set of powers who triggers a lot of major events as a result.
My hot take considering specifically Fang and Angel, though, is this: As much as canon was willing to have narrative consequences, Fang is Angel's consequence.
I'm not sure if JP intended it to be like this, but with a slightly better writer I think it would be incredibly apparent. In book 3, Max&Angel conduct a double agent ploy without consulting the rest of the flock. It works! They're all alive and nothing bad happens!
Fang leaves. And they come back eventually, but there is a direct line from point A to B that Max&Angel did something risky without looping in everyone else, and Fang took half of them and left.
Fast forward to book 6, Angel teams up with famous eugenicist Hans Gunther-Hagen, kidnaps Fang, and accidentally kills them. She alerts Max when she realized how bad she fucked up, they save Fang in the nick of time, everyone lives! Nothing bad happens!
Fang leaves. For multiple books this time, and gets in with a new friend group.
Both of these times they cite other reasons for leaving, and both of these times they eventually come back and the dynamic doesn't change, which I have issue with, but the through-line is there: the most consistent and long-lasting consequence Angel faces, directly stemming from her actions, is that Fang will not stick around to let her go back to the dynamic of an innocent little girl. They will leave, and they will cause a lasting impact on the people left behind, and they will not apologize for it.
And I, personally, love that as a character dynamic.
(Also psst psst I wrote a fic exploring this exact concept and I consider it my magnum opus in the maximum ride sphere.)

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August 30th will be the 10 year anniversary of the Maximum Ride movie coming out.
How should we celebrate
“I JUST WANT GOD TO TALK TO ME. I JUST WANT GOD TO TALK TO ME. I JUST WANT GOD TO TALK TO ME. I JUST WANT GOD. I JUST WANT. There is a swallowing Coming from the garden. I don’t know where my brother is But I think he went there. I think he heard it too. In my dreams I went there, To the garden, To the swallowing. My mother sinks her teeth Into a purpled plum And her mouth comes away RED. NO, MOM DON’T. PLEASE. ITLL KILL YOU. ITLL KILL YOU. ITLL KILL YOU. She bites into it anyway. And suddenly I am all hands All teeth Sore lips Dry mouth A prayer dropped in my lap Like a baby Or a disappointment. I am both. I DID NOT MEAN IT. I DID NOT MEAN IT. I DID NOT MEAN TO. OH, GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? He is not an angel. They loved him holy. They loved him divine. They loved me earthly Like the dirt they told me to work But I did not mind. There is peace in the fields. I was made for it. My feet are sproutlings, Hands like sage. You? Conquering thing- Golden boy- The day before it happens You call me a lamb While your hands still glisten From your SACRIFICE. I wonder, did your slaughter Feel this filthy? They called him angel, But I have known angels. Baring Eden with flaming swords And burning eyes. They would have ripped My heart out Without a second thought. WHY DIDN’T THEY LOVE ME? WHY DIDN’T THEY LOVE ME? WHY DIDN’T THEY LOVE ME? WHY WAS IT ALWAYS HIM? Why am I the one to toil? To work? To live bloodless, to be clean, And somehow you are the martyr now? Oh the swallowing My brother followed the sound Like a fawnling. Not me. This was my mistake. Adherence. WHERE IS MY PARADISE NOW? I am always the villain. The monster, But did anyone ever ask If my brother had done me Violence first? Remember that I brought fruit for sacrifice. He was the first to taste the slaughter. In my dreams He still licks Blood From the moon. FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR EVER BELIEVING YOU COULD SAVE ME. I DON’T NEED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE. I HAVE MY OWN. My fall began far before you marked me. Am I not my father’s son? Am I not tragedy in conception? I WANT. I WANT. I WANT. Freedom. Softer hands. A mouth that is not a mouth, but a river- an opening. Something holier than myself. Something holy. Shoes that fit my feet. Feet that do not wander, but dance. Fruit bright and unspoilt. A better dream. A garden garden garden. Eden, but filthier. The world, but more like me. A life- an afterthought. A heart that does not beat in the space that another should. A heartbeat that was ever mine to begin with. AM I HOLY ENOUGH FOR YOU YET? Listen, we both know my name was never In your books to begin with. This isn’t slander. It’s the truth. You have always had a favorite son. How longs have I wandered, And yet, I only ever found humanity In myself. Ungodly? Thank you. God is not kind. So I take this As a complement. He made me kill my brother for a story arc.”
— Cain’s Hymn (via biancabraswell)
a little bat
Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.
It's a shame not adding the original source of the video, which is haitangtravel on tiktok, a channel devoted to a dude travelling with his two cats! They've been to Hokkaido, Paris, Venice, Dubai, the Pyramids and more!
(idk where the black kitten went though)
You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner
this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world
World Heritage Post

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The Cryptid Farmer of Grimshire: Millie
A concept I had of what Stardew’s Cryptid Farmer would look like in Grimshire, but also what if she was a sweetheart despite how creepy she was :3
What I learned not to do in art school
When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.
people killed: 0
direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1
ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2
God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.
You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.
Official addition to this post.
No way out
idiot jail for ignorant beasts
Sisyphus
one must imagine sisyphus ouppy
okay let's actually do this properly
Where do you write your fics/stories
Word
Google Docs
Scrivener
LibreOffice
Obsidian/Notion
ProtonDocs
Notes App
Directly into AO3
Ellipsus
Handwriting
Other (explain in tags?)

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"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
❣️Bleeding Hearts❣️
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