GET A LOAD OF THAT SODIUM

greetings comrade

hello aibou

Uh huh honey

good evening

[ makes a noise that could be mistaken for purring ]

*smiles. fleetingly starts leafing his fingers through your hair*

[he;s wearing the “are you nasty” shorts w/ a crop top that says “baby girl” on it]

this is a good look for you

[ over dramatic sniff ] thanks partner

*massages his back gently* 

[ HE GOES RED ]

*he;s just casually walking his hand up your chest like hi!*

[ crying ] he put ketchup on my banana slices then laughed when I said that it was disgusting

shh it’s ok

no it’s not okay it’s DISGUSTING kaz

there there

[ crying ] he put ketchup on my banana slices then laughed when I said that it was disgusting

shh it’s ok

little known fact: i have like 15 cotton v necks with flared collars in my closet and most of them are florals

i have floral underwear

       yeah i know. i still have the matching set

[ he snuggles up to you and sighs contently. ]

*raises aviators like B) B:) B :)* *BITES UR EAR.*

[ he’s just dressed as usual and has his hair up in a bun & he isn’t wearing the eyepatch. he’s got his sleeves on his henley shirt rolled up and he just sits down next to you. ]

*he puts his leg over yours slightly. and continues to read*

*he’s dressed in like. high waisted cuffed jeans and one of those slightly open collared cotton shirts from the 70s and he’s reading*

*he’s also got his hair up a little*