sammywich

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

cross posted from twitter !

i wish that fandoms had a healthier relationship with criticism so instead of confession blogs being used as a breeding ground to start shit for no reason they could go back to being used for their intended purpose ; whatever this is

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-