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I just spent the last 20 minutes dancing to the ending of Chiquitita on full blast on my headphones in the middle of the night and I can’t find a better way to explain my current state of mind

Thank you Mighty Nien. Long May You Reign

We went from an adorable lesbian date with dachshunds to what the horror shit show cliffhanger fuck was that! WTF WAS THAT

Every year we offer impaled sacrifices to the fire then consume their molten flesh

dumbassness comes in many forms, me making my leg fall asleep and then trying to stand on it with only the one leg because “haha flamingo” then proceeding to fall into all the barstools bruising both my knees and giving me the back of silly straw is one of those forms

i want a sitcom of highschool kids where they have *stereotypical mental health issues* but then it gets into their backstory and BOOM shows what it’s really like living with mental illness and then they all get the therapy they need. make me cry

you know this life thing.... overrated. where’s the return policy?? i want a refund bitch!

I hit a new low today.... while christmas shopping i stopped and gave three seprate stuffed animals a hug not caring who saw, just to compensate for my touch starved ass.