THEY LEFT ME TO SUFFER.

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

*  A MIXTURE OF THE TUDORS  S3 - S4 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

❝ I was sure we were both going to be killed. ❞

❝ If need be, I will dispatch a second army to destroy the rebels. ❞

❝ I promise the utter destruction of them, their wives and their children. ❞

❝ Do you understand me? I will destroy them all… ❞

❝ I was promised artillery when I arrived here, but I don’t see any guns! ❞

❝ I did not want to cause a panic by forcing people to part with their horses and drays! ❞

❝ I don’t require you to flatter me. ❞

❝ Of course, if you choose to go, you’d be like a lion among wolves. ❞

❝ Just because you have done everything that you have promised, don’t leave me. ❞

❝ You are the milk of human kindness, the light in my dark, dark world. ❞

❝ Without you, life is a desert, a howling wilderness. ❞

❝ Please, God, in Your mercy, don’t take her away from me! ❞

❝ One day I shall lie beside you again, I promise and we shall sleep together for eternity. ❞

❝ I know….But this too shall pass. Why go on dwelling in darkness? ❞

❝ I am more convinced than ever that he is the agent of Satan.  ❞

❝ If I could, I would strip him from the King’s side- and burn him.  ❞

❝ I have a moment of nostalgia now and then… even for my enemies. ❞

❝ She seems to but only for the sake of appearances. ❞

❝ I assure you I am not content. ❞

❝ I have relied upon you to inform and counsel me, and yet I am the most deceived. ❞

❝ I have trusted and favoured all of you. ❞

❝ Without knowledge, life is not worth having. ❞

❝ I have spoken to God so rarely, I do not think he would know who I was. ❞

❝ I have come here to die. ❞

❝ I believe that with all my heart and soul. ❞

❝ Do you think such a thing exists? ❞

❝ I can only thank God for the chance to win honor and glory in the field. ❞

❝ They will either fight or I’ll hang them by the wayside! ❞

❝ Are these the signs of fraternal love?  ❞

❝ The people look for light, and you bring them darkness. ❞

❝ I will not hide the truth from you. ❞

❝ I’d put all things were as they used to be, in times past. ❞

❝ I do not have your support, may I ask if you will act against me? ❞

❝ I have been thinking a great deal about loss. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? ❞

❝ You have not always been kind to her. ❞

❝ I have wept so often to see her alone, abandoned by her father. ❞

❝ Is that why you have come back, [Name]? ❞

❝ You have sent me away before, though I loved you. ❞

❝ She was the only pure thing in my life and in my life I neglected her. ❞

❝ I wanted so much to give you a son but now I am so proud of her. ❞

❝ I am very proud of her and I know how clever she is. ❞

❝ I wish that I could love her more, but from time to time she reminds me of you. ❞

❝ I was innocent. All the accusations against me were false. ❞

❝ Don’t you understand?! You have killed him! ❞

❝ But we were like two moths drawn to the flame- and burned. ❞

❝ Praise the God of all, drink the wine, and let the world be the world.  ❞

❝ I am sure they enlighten you, but I prefer them to remain mysterious. ❞

❝ I have never read the Gospels and never shall. ❞

❝ And you desire to know, I assume, on which side of the argument I belong? ❞

❝ You take it upon yourself to judge the clergy by the sole light of your fantastical opinions. ❞

❝ I was dead and am alive again. ❞

❝ What are you thinking? ❞

❝ The ladies at court are how you say… not exactly known for their virtue. ❞

❝ I would rather see her hanged than acknowledge her as my mistress! ❞

❝ I do not think he would know who I was. ❞

❝ Is the King thinking of marrying again? ❞

❝ Tell me what is happening in Court. ❞

❝ Do you want a confessor? ❞

❝ How can I help you, [Name]? ❞

❝ It is expected of me, and always has been. And I will not fail. ❞

❝ Yes, and the only mourners at that funeral were the ghosts of his children. ❞

❝ Now go away, and think. ❞

❝ If you leave so much as a sapling in the ground, one day it will grow into a tree! ❞

❝ That’s what you want, isn’t it [Name]? ❞

❝ I promise and we shall sleep together for eternity. ❞

❝ Perhaps you don’t understand. ❞

❝ God help me, I will hold you to account!  ❞

❝ Everyone has plans and what I want doesn’t matter! ❞

❝ God is not just in church, He is… everywhere. ❞

❝ There is no need for bells, and books, and candles. All you need… is your soul. ❞

❝ But, surely, Sir, you have to go to church for that? ❞

❝ I will see to it that none of your projects ever succeed! ❞

❝ Frankly, my lady, this lowers the field. ❞

❝ It was not a happy marriage. ❞

❝ will appoint you commander of the armies if you have the will and the stomach for the fight. ❞

❝ I come here today to speak with you to set forth my mind and the secrets of my heart. ❞

❝ The stakes could not possibly be higher. ❞

❝ Of all losses, time is the most irrecuperable, for it could never be redeemed. ❞    

❝ Even if some man recovers his fortune he is lost. ❞    

❝ Why should that surprise you, [Name]? ❞    

❝ Is that why you have come back? To chide me, for all that I am not? ❞  

❝ She ought to be a long time married by now, she ought to have her own children. ❞    

❝ But I was still your wife in God’s eyes- and still am. ❞    

❝ You must be proud of her too, [Name]? ❞    

❝ I wish that I could love her more. ❞    

❝ It was not her fault either.   ❞    

❝ I forgive you even for hounding poor, proud Surrey to his death, for it was his fault.. ❞    

❝ Whether you will it or not, you carry a great weight of confidence and influence. ❞    

❝ The King’s infirmity, and the youth of my nephew, make the question of succession urgent. ❞      

❝ He who possesses the heir to the throne will very soon possess the throne itself. ❞    

yall ready for this

this is another that has probably been done to death , but i wanted to join in on the fun too. change as you see fit. some nsfw.

[ mssg ]: i dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body…

[ mssg ]: for some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.

[ mssg ]: i should be in a better mood, i just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.

[ mssg ]: i’m pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.

[ mssg ]: he pulled out a plan b pill and handed it to me as i left like it was a party favor. god bless america.

[ mssg ]: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[ mssg ]: sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

[ mssg ]: my girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

[ mssg ]: i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love.

[ mssg ]: i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

[ mssg ]: i’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camouflage to go hunting .. should i bump into him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there?

[ mssg ]: i just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. today is going to be epic.

[ mssg ]: going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.

[ mssg ]: i’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

[ mssg ]: it was good sex. she was screaming so much i didn’t know whether or not my name was _____ or god.

[ mssg ]: i don’t remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall.

[ mssg ]: thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated.

[ mssg ]: he bought me flowers. the card with it said: sorry i cant get you off. i will try harder.

[ mssg ]: i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.

Sentences taken from the Desert Bluffs residents of the podcast Welcome To Night Vale. Feel free to change them to fit your needs.

❝ I rarely feel anything. I rarely feel anything at all. ❞

❝ This is an exciting moment in anyone’s professional life! ❞

❝ You look nice today! This is an assumption, but it is a safe assumption. I am positive you look nice. ❞

❝ How can it get better, really? I wouldn’t risk it. ❞

❝ Honestly, I don’t think the government even knows how to orchestrate a project of this magnitude, and of this quality. ❞

❝ But let’s not think on woulds, coulds, and shoulds. ❞

❝ You have a beautiful face! A memorable face. ❞

❝ What if I told you that your perfect self hated your imperfect self? ❞

❝ It’s very important to work hard! So important. More important than life itself! ❞

❝ Isn’t that nice? Just honest folks, dealing honestly with other honest folks. Just point out the liar, and denounce them. ❞

❝ Nothing to worry about, just stay out of the way. It will pass. As with life, and as will all things, it will pass. ❞

❝ Ever eaten things that made you think differently? Breathed things? ❞

❝ You do want to become a better person, right? You want to be valued, you want to have value, you want your value, numerically speaking, to increase? ❞

❝ Hiding from nature is taking away a lot of business productivity. ❞

❝ It feels good to have a crime-free tomorrow, doesn’t it? It makes any crimes that happen today feel justified. ❞

❝ What if I told you that your gauzy reflection looked perfect – just perfect? ❞

❝ Lemme help you with that! I’m coming in there. ❞

❝ How much sand do you think there is in the world? There’s got to be a lot. A lot of sand. Who even counts it all? Wow! Big questions today. ❞

❝ I am stuck inside… doing a job I very much love, of course. ❞

❝ Do you forget sometimes about your own skin, your own hair, or other people’s hair and skin? ❞

❝ I can’t imagine why, in a beautiful town with so many kinds of yogurt stores and pony-petting stations, anyone would want to fight his neighbor. ❞

❝ I don’t like to talk about it much. ❞

❝ Funny how the skull is so visible in your mouth. Weird. Who thinks of that stuff? I don’t know. Weird, right? ❞

❝ But you know, I don’t like the adjectives “new” or “long-time.” ❞

❝ What if I told you you could kill your imperfect self? What if I told you you could achieve your fullest potential? ❞

❝ Your life may be a total lie. Well, at best a fever dream. Or someone else’s night terror. That’s probably it. ❞

❝ I have such a healthy respect for nature. Vile, vile nature. ❞

❝ When people are sad and lazy, I become less kind. ❞

❝ My grandmother used to embroider pillows with the phrase, ‘reach your full productive potential!’ I loved those pillows so much, she sold one to me! ❞

❝ No more emotional symbiosis. ❞

❝ How delightful! I’m…totally disgusted by it. Can’t stand the taste or the smell. In fact, to look at it causes me to heave. But thank you, that’s so kind! ❞

❝ That’s just blood! And some old bones, and loose teeth, and beaks and things. I finally decorated, thanks for noticing! ❞