Slade J. Luthor-Wilson

Lex Luthor is an incel

False

You Don’t Fuck

There’s no need to fight, Superman has two hands

I’m taken?

True and Real.

Are you one of the new Lanterns from Sector 2814?

I’m not col sanders or a green lantern!

Oh. Are you from one of the other Corps?

Sad dad lantern corp

:(

horrifying thank you

I’m here to kidnap you!

wait why

horrifying thank you

@lex-luthor-suggestions we have a cat now

Why is it inside out?

why would you say it like that

Did you turn it inside out?

stop that

Rotisserie chicken.

stop that

@lex-luthor-suggestions we have a cat now

Why is it inside out?

why would you say it like that

Did you turn it inside out?

stop that

@lex-luthor-suggestions we have a cat now

Why is it inside out?

why would you say it like that

@lex-luthor-suggestions we have a cat now

Are you one of the new Lanterns from Sector 2814?

I’m not col sanders or a green lantern!