INDEED IT IS AN ODDITY TO SEE THE PRINCESS, especially considering he thought she’d still be kissing cartman’s ass ( just like everyone else proved to be. ). regardless , he’ll silently welcome her into his fortress now with no questions asked &. make a mental note to kick that guards who let her in in the first place later. it would be a real embarrassment if the almighty dark lord clyde threw a hissy fit while company was present. ❛ well , it DID come from taco bell —— but i wouldn’t try it if i were you. i had one of my minions taste test it for me when we first got it and let’s just say he ended up all kinds of messed up. ❜
OH, IF ONLY LORD CLYDE knew the truth. where the king ( toom tabard --- but kenny keeps that thought to herself ) sits on his grand throne and spits his orders, the obedient little princess kneels by his side, making him look good and whispering her ‘ ideas ‘ right into his ear. it’s getting to the point where cartman probably wouldn’t really know what to do without her. she wonders how he’s doing just now. it makes her smile brightly. “ what would you like for a sample, my lord ? i like collecting these things, you see. off the record, of course. just for myself. “
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