The Death Of Elvis Blogs

@death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, I AM DEATH BUT ALSO AN ELVIS BLOG. WHEN THE ELVIS BLOGS MEET THEIR END, I SHALL BE THERE TO GREET THEM, FOR I AM THE END, HUH-HUH.

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WOAH MAMA, I AM SPECIFICALLY A REFERENCE TO THE DEATH OF DISCWORLD, OFT CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST PERSONIFICATIONS OF DEATH IN MEDIA. YOU SHOULD READ DISCWORLD, HUH-HUH.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett

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death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS FIGURED OUT THIS BLOG WAS ME, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. THIS ONE NEEDED A LITTLE HELP THOUGH.

gandalfbugnaturals

can’t believe i got here before @elvis-official

Woah mama I was never a baby I was born as a full grown Elvis

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, AND YOU'LL DIE AS ONE TOO

WOAH MAMA, ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS FIGURED OUT THIS BLOG WAS ME, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

Saw you out and about the other day

Woah mama the impostor ghoul strikes again

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, I'M NO GHOUL

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if your evil version called fellvis. like underfell. or hellvis. or evils because that's an anagram of elvis. i gotta know

Woah mama which evil version? There are a ton

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, I AM A NECESSARY EVIL. ALSO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TRANSITION, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

dullestofcrayons

You know you have too many elvii when you start thinking about drafting an email and you start it with "woah mama" instead of "good morning"

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, I'D BE HAPPY TO TRIM DOWN YOUR NUMBER OF ELVII FOR YOU

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TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO I DON'T EVENTUALLY COME FOR, HUMINA-HUMINA

have you watched/read Death Note?

Woah mama you mean this cool black notebook I found?

elvis who are ya gonna write into the deathnote?? :33

Woah mama I don't want to use this thing it scares me

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, UH OH, ACTING AS A SHINIGAMI IS ABOVE MY PAY-GRADE

Oh you mean that scary guy? He told me I should be dead already and nothing his boys do will kill me hummina hummina hummina

death-elvis-official

WE'LL GET YOU ONE DAY, YOU BASTARD, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA

have you watched/read Death Note?

Woah mama you mean this cool black notebook I found?

elvis who are ya gonna write into the deathnote?? :33

Woah mama I don't want to use this thing it scares me

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, UH OH, ACTING AS A SHINIGAMI IS ABOVE MY PAY-GRADE

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You’re DEAD tired huh?

Woah mama I did die. BUT I LIVED!!!

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, I WILL GET YOU YET

Might become a dark lich hummina hummina hummina. You know how it is

tipsier-gnostalgic

yea sometiems u get bored i egt it

You get me

death-elvis-official

YOU STILL WON'T EVADE MY GRASP FOREVER, HUH-HUH

err0r-404notfound

I remember that in my science class that when we were making a modle of the scheitol system and one of my friends named his "pelvis Presley"

Woah mama @err0r-404notfound he must have been my fan

err0r-404notfound

WAIT YOU'RE REAL?!

always have been

death-elvis-official

AND ALWAYS WILL BE... UNTIL OUR FATED MEETING. BUT UNTIL THEN, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER SKELETON ELVIS AROUND, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

weeeeevilwizard

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, DO YOU NOT LOVE US, FATHER?

theveryevilblog

I'M EXTREMELY EVIL........................

MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH...........................

Didn't that SCARE you?

Put you on the EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?

...

No?

Come on, not even a little bit?

sigh...

I never get any respect around here

the-gimmick-blog-collector

Theveryevilblog collected

Purpose : Trying to be the most evil blog on Tumblr.... Trying.

elvis-resercher-official

Woah science, I think that’s @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official hummina hummina science

There are some pretty darn evil Elvii being studied by the foundation mama

kaiserinemmelin

what on earth did @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis do to get that url 😭

elvis-resercher-official

Be extremely fucking evil *test tube thrust*

elvis-staffley-official

Elvis Staffley not mentioned 😔

kaiserinemmelin

Oh god I'm slowly being absorbed into the Elvisverse.. what's next, am I gonna start an Elvis blog??

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, IF YOU START AN ELVIS BLOG, THAT MEANS EVENTUALLY I WILL END IT, ATHANKYOUVERYMUCH

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communist-elvis-offical

Hello comrade, how do you feel about royalty/monarchies? Personally I’m not a big fan.

Woah comrade, monarchs are wealth hoarders who do nothing but drain the good working people of their hard earned money because they’re ‘important’. Down with the king, hummina hummina!!

furina-de-fontelvis

Woah mademoiselle, what if I’m like really nice tho?

communist-elvis-offical

They get a ten second head start, comrade

furina-de-fontelvis

Egeriadamnit. Not again.

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, NOT TO WORRY, HEAD START OR NOT I COME FOR EVEN MONARCHS IN THE END. HUMINA-HUMINA.

furina-de-fontelvis

GET OUT OF HERE

You already got Focalors and Egeria, I’m not letting you get me too!

Go kill @elvis-staffley-official or something. He deserves it.

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, I AM INEVITABLE, I AM THE ONLY CONSTANT OF ALL LIFE. I SHALL COME FOR YOU, @elvis-staffley-official, AND ALL ELVII. HUMINA-HUMINA.

communist-elvis-offical

Hello comrade, how do you feel about royalty/monarchies? Personally I’m not a big fan.

Woah comrade, monarchs are wealth hoarders who do nothing but drain the good working people of their hard earned money because they’re ‘important’. Down with the king, hummina hummina!!

furina-de-fontelvis

Woah mademoiselle, what if I’m like really nice tho?

communist-elvis-offical

They get a ten second head start, comrade

furina-de-fontelvis

Egeriadamnit. Not again.

death-elvis-official

WOAH MAMA, NOT TO WORRY, HEAD START OR NOT I COME FOR EVEN MONARCHS IN THE END. HUMINA-HUMINA.

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