Mirrah's Exile

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

til the room smells like things might actually be ok in the end

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

Ill block you I'll block your mom I'll block your grandpa I'll block your neighbor I'll block your neighbor's dog I'll block the cashier at the store down the street I'll block the local librarian I'll block the prime minister of ireland I'll block your aunt and nieces and nephews I'll block my own aunts nieces and nephews I'll block everybody

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

okay well i made your mom in tomodachi life and she fell in love with me at first sight