You're good but I'm Crowley

Such a small, sweet, intimate act.

Dean: ““Cas get out of my ass!”

Sam: Yesterday was Tuesday right… but today is Tuesday too!

Sam: It was night and now it’s day!

Sam: It’s something … Not Natural!

Dean: Accidents don’t just happen accidentally!

Jack: I like … cocaine.

Lucifer: I’ve never liked you, you’re sort of prissy.

Lucifer: *having his arm twisted* Nah it’s kind of wimpy.

God: I’ve never seen so much porn.  … Not in one sitting.

Bobby: Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?

God: I started a blog.  Mostly pictures of cats they’re super cute.

Garth: I just had like a whole beer of course I’m drunk!

Gabriel: What you two call an Apocalypse was Sunday dinner.

Gabriel: I dropped, I hid, I finally watched Downton Abbey.

Gabriel: I lied about watching Downton Abbey, I just said I did to fit in!

Gabriel: I used most of my juice to get back into porn. … That came out wrong.

God: I lied about learning the guitar, I just gave myself the ability.

Yep, I see absolutely no resemblance.