a real slice of life.

it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

i happen to be a human miracle

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

stab scene intimacy coordinator