Can you give me dad vern headcanons or dating vern headcanons pleasee?
vern!!!! my favorite!!! <3
dating Vern headcanons . . .
⟡ he'd definitely ditch his flip phone for a smarthphone the moment you comment how you wish you could send him pics through the day to keep him updated
⟡ the type to show up at your work with flowers whenever he has time, if it's every day so be it
⟡ his favorite thing to do is grocery shopping together. he loves the casual intimacy of going through your grocery list even if you are not living together
⟡ he will buy something he knows you like "for when you come over"
⟡ he comes to pick you up at work and drives you home to have dinner together and no matter how late it gets, he'll never assume he's staying over
⟡ he'll be ready to leave unless you tell him not to
⟡ even if you guys have slept toegther already, the idea of showering together actually flusters him
⟡ he feels easily overwhelmed by intimacy because he feels it very deeply, and sometimes he doesn't know how to react and worries he's doing things wrong
⟡ his hands manage to stay warm even in winter, he's a walking heater and will weaponize it to always have you close with the excuse of wanting to keep you warm
⟡ I feel like it was just one of these things, you having a job around town and he running into you often because of it
⟡ he's a very friendly and charismatic person so he'd probably strike a conversation with you no problem but if he tested the waters with some flirting and you reciprocated he might be slightly taken aback
⟡ he's not surprised you are interested, he gets attention often enough, but it's the fact that he's getting shy himself with the way you are laughing at his jokes and bashfully looking at him
⟡ the moment he notices you are blushing he's a goner
⟡ he isn't the kind of person to be interested in people often. is not that he's picky, but he's not in any hurry ot be in a relationship and is comfortable being alone, so when he meets someone he actually likes is a big deal for him
⟡ the type to check his phone every minute only to see if you texted back
⟡ the first date went so well you were confused and a bit worried when he didn't kiss you goodnight
⟡ and he wouldn't have kissed you any other night if you hadn't asked him "how long do I have to wait to kiss you?"
⟡ Vern's heart would totally flip after hearing you ask that. you say it like a joke and you look embarrassed and he doesn't know how to tell you he's been aching to do that since he met you
⟡ Vern's lips always feel a bit rough as they are dry and chapped, but his kisses are so soft that they make up for it
⟡ the type to have a hand craddling your face and the other circling your waist to pull you closer
⟡ he'll be telling EVERYONE about your relationship. he's that annoying person that can't have one conversation without bringing their significant other into it
⟡ he might stretch himself thin sometimes. if he doesn't get to see you on a day off or has to push back a date he'll beat himself up over it
⟡ will save money to buy you things he feels will make you happy, even if they are things you don't need. he wants to treat you well and might worry if he thinks he can't afford to do it
⟡ heaven for him is you on his pickup truck, music on and hand on your knee
⟡ the thing that really gets his legs weak is when you kiss the back of his hand. he'll still for a second and then squeeze your hand so tightly
⟡ it makes him horny in the most wholesome way too
⟡ it's very rare that you two would fight. he's a very level headed person and knows how to use his words, his emotions don't overtake him easily
⟡ he doesn't date casually. if he's been dating you for more than three months he's seriously thinking about spending the rest of his life with you. might even buy a ring after the first month
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