where's everyone going? bingo?

"I can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

"this song reminded me of u" ok so marry me

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

if we’re dating and you see me lying down on my bed, you’re 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

Love really is just "I’m thinking of you. I will ask you if you are okay. I remember your favorite flavor of tea. I want to talk to you. I hope your mother is well. I will read to you. I like your laugh. I want to help you. I will sit next to you. I got you the chocolate you like. Your eyes have gold in them. I think you'd like this book. I miss you when you aren't here." isn't it?

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

*coughs up blood in a sexy way*

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry

“flirting” aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u