Okay, here is my pitch for Jurassic World 3. I call it Jurassic World: Dinopocalypse. The year is 2054, and dinosaurs have taken over. Humanity's last hope is a clone of Chris Pratt. He has been genetically engineered to have the speed, strength, and agility of a velociraptor, plus the charm, good looks, and comedic timing of Chris Pratt. He's a clone so he keeps getting killed and they just keep making more of him to send on humanity saving missions that don't work out. Finally they think they have the key to defeating the dinos. Chris Pratt leads a small band of rebels to find the secret underground lab of Henry Wu, who was rumored to have been working on a fail-safe virus that is deadly to only the dinos. After fighting a bunch of gun weilding, tank driving dinos, the rebels find the secret lab, which has been overrun by miniature clones of Dr. Wu. Chris Pratt is taken prisoner, but fights his way to freedom and saves all his friends. Then he's about to launch a rocket, which will spread the dino-killing virus all over the earth but the love interest is like "wait, you're part raptor! YOU'LL DIE!!" Chris Pratt just smiles and says "won't be the first time" and then launches the rocket. They kiss as the rocket blasts off behind them and humanity is saved. I'm thinking it's like a cross between the last two Planet of the Apes films and Mad Max: Fury Road. Rated R for graphic dino violence. I'm available to direct Jurassic World: Dinopocalypse so hit me up, @universalpictures. I promise my fee is much more reasonable than @colintrevorrow. No offense, Colin. I'd love to have you produce the film.
